Atlanta Spa Shooting
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I am your king.
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The Ark of Freedom is a Constitutional Monarchy under the leadership of lord of the Ark, Martin Hash...
>trumpets sound<
Restrained by the Constitution of Freedom that he has so nobly signed.
Law of the land is enforced by the Generalissimo, who is famously easy going until you cross the line...
Once the line is crossed however... helicopters will be mobilized on short notice.
The forgiving Monarch is famous for granting pardons and retrieving offending souls from the ocean waters.
Grumpcat is high wizard of the infoproles and writes his spell books in code that can only be deciphered by other infoproles.
Y'all do your wizard thing... it's none of our business how you go about it... but the Ark runs on your magic... so keep it up.
Agroproles harvest wheat with scythes or whatever....
And entertainers entertain....
Karens middle manage as needed to keep the ship orderly and functional.... well stocked with toilet paper for example.
Everyone knows their place.... and FREEDOM REIGNS!
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Highly entertaining: just the right combination of truth & troll.DrYouth wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:18 amThe Ark of Freedom is a Constitutional Monarchy under the leadership of lord of the Ark, Martin Hash...
>trumpets sound<
Restrained by the Constitution of Freedom that he has so nobly signed.
Law of the land is enforced by the Generalissimo, who is famously easy going until you cross the line...
Once the line is crossed however... helicopters will be mobilized on short notice.
The forgiving Monarch is famous for granting pardons and retrieving offending souls from the ocean waters.
Grumpcat is high wizard of the infoproles and writes his spell books in code that can only be deciphered by other infoproles.
Y'all do your wizard thing... it's none of our business how you go about it... but the Ark runs on your magic... so keep it up.
Agroproles harvest wheat with scythes or whatever....
And entertainers entertain....
Karens middle manage as needed to keep the ship orderly and functional.... well stocked with toilet paper for example.
Everyone knows their place.... and FREEDOM REIGNS!
Shamedia, Shamdemic, Shamucation, Shamlection, Shamconomy & Shamate Change
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Noble Lord HashMartin Hash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:24 amHighly entertaining: just the right combination of truth & troll.
>bows<
Might I trouble you to send a Karen to fetch me some more ale...
Me cup has run dry.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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My wife’s got me running an errand, but right after that.DrYouth wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:28 amNoble Lord HashMartin Hash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:24 amHighly entertaining: just the right combination of truth & troll.
>bows<
Might I trouble you to send a Karen to fetch me some more ale...
Me cup has run dry.
Shamedia, Shamdemic, Shamucation, Shamlection, Shamconomy & Shamate Change
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Warrior Class Karens need their Cappucinos - Chop chopMartin Hash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:29 amMy wife’s got me running an errand, but right after that.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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On the Ark of Freedom, you must accept the consequences of your poor planning. Ale must be secured by each man for his own use.DrYouth wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:28 amNoble Lord HashMartin Hash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:24 amHighly entertaining: just the right combination of truth & troll.
>bows<
Might I trouble you to send a Karen to fetch me some more ale...
Me cup has run dry.
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https://youtu.be/9Z_u1LlR3z0DrYouth wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:18 amThe Ark of Freedom is a Constitutional Monarchy under the leadership of lord of the Ark, Martin Hash...
>trumpets sound<
Restrained by the Constitution of Freedom that he has so nobly signed.
Law of the land is enforced by the Generalissimo, who is famously easy going until you cross the line...
Once the line is crossed however... helicopters will be mobilized on short notice.
The forgiving Monarch is famous for granting pardons and retrieving offending souls from the ocean waters.
Grumpcat is high wizard of the infoproles and writes his spell books in code that can only be deciphered by other infoproles.
Y'all do your wizard thing... it's none of our business how you go about it... but the Ark runs on your magic... so keep it up.
Agroproles harvest wheat with scythes or whatever....
And entertainers entertain....
Karens middle manage as needed to keep the ship orderly and functional.... well stocked with toilet paper for example.
Everyone knows their place.... and FREEDOM REIGNS!
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Re: Atlanta Spa Shooting
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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If this place is your ark then you're in serious trouble when TSHTF.DrYouth wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:18 amThe Ark of Freedom is a Constitutional Monarchy under the leadership of lord of the Ark, Martin Hash...
>trumpets sound<
Restrained by the Constitution of Freedom that he has so nobly signed.
Law of the land is enforced by the Generalissimo, who is famously easy going until you cross the line...
Once the line is crossed however... helicopters will be mobilized on short notice.
The forgiving Monarch is famous for granting pardons and retrieving offending souls from the ocean waters.
Grumpcat is high wizard of the infoproles and writes his spell books in code that can only be deciphered by other infoproles.
Y'all do your wizard thing... it's none of our business how you go about it... but the Ark runs on your magic... so keep it up.
Agroproles harvest wheat with scythes or whatever....
And entertainers entertain....
Karens middle manage as needed to keep the ship orderly and functional.... well stocked with toilet paper for example.
Everyone knows their place.... and FREEDOM REIGNS!
"People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."