Investing Thread (Stocks, Crypto, Real Estate, Whatever)

[DBTrek]

Xis slaves will counterfeit anything.

True, but reputable dealers buy directly from government and COMEX mints.

[DBTrek]

[C-Mag]

Pretty cool

[DBTrek]

Pretty cool

Yeah, not foolproof ... but magnetism, weight, and (for coins) dimension and font are about all a layman can check.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Nasdaq.com says to quit chasing money man.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/02/ ... and-other/

These people are fucking terrified.

[C-Mag]

SEC investigating WallStreet Bets
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thever ... edia-posts

[SuburbanFarmer]

Don’t worry guys, Maxine Waters is on the case.

[DBTrek]

Nasdaq.com says to quit chasing money man.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/02/ ... and-other/

These people are fucking terrified.

LULZ!
"Being rich actually sucks. Amish people are happy. The Masai tribe are happy. You should be happy too. Stop chaing money all the time, maaaaaaaaan. And sell your GME already"

[C-Mag]

Nasdaq.com says to quit chasing money man.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/02/ ... and-other/

These people are fucking terrified.

LULZ!
"Being rich actually sucks. Amish people are happy. The Masai tribe are happy. You should be happy too. Stop chaing money all the time, maaaaaaaaan. And sell your GME already"

I thought you were ad libbing that shit.

Laughing so hard I don't know what to type

[Xenophon]

You see, peasant, I am burdened by my vast amounts of money. You, on the other hand, you insignificant little ant, can live a life of ignorance and frivolity in your cubicle apartment. Oh, how I long to live the fancy-free lifestyle of the poverty stricken. Mourn for me, incel.