DCF Refugee Internment Camp

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These men aren't friends...

[Smitty-48]

These men aren't friends...

as I've said, years ago when I was young buck, these young hot model chicks I met wanted to test me

they thought I was cute, but they wanted to see if I was brave

so they challenged me to go to a gay club with them

this is where model chicks partied, because guys didn't hit on them all night

at the time I thought, can I do that ? Can I just walk into a gay club ? What will guys think of me then ?

but whatever, I was hot for this one model chick, and I thought I had a chance with her

so I said, fuck it, I'm just going to do it, whatever, who cares what people think ?

when I went into the club, every guy there was hitting on me, buying me drinks trying to get me drunk

I was like, holy shit, this is what's it's like, this is what its like to be a hot chick at the club

but from then on, I started to notice that straight guys were chatting me up all the time,

like I was their girlfriend, wtf ?

the troops did it too, troops would try to chat Master Corporal Smitty up, trying to be his girlfriend

so I just starting saying to them

I'm not your girlfriend, troop, get back in ranks

[Smitty-48]

Ah, this just gets weirder

what is weird is that you think you are friends with random avatars on an internet forum

how you can be friends ?

you don't even know anybody here, you've never even met them

you just know their work, what they write for public consumption

thinking that makes you friends, is what is weird

that's looking for love in all the wrong places, dude

an internet forum is for talking freely with strangers, like you couldn't actually, with your friends

no offense, just saying

[SuburbanFarmer]

We share a lot on here. And we’re United in being political outcasts/misfit toys. We’ve all spent years now beating the shit out of each other, sharing personal triumphs/ failures along the way. There’s a feeling of comraderie to be expected, unless you’re a true sociopath.

[Smitty-48]

We share a lot on here. And we’re United in being political outcasts/misfit toys. We’ve all spent years now beating the shit out of each other, sharing personal triumphs/ failures along the way. There’s a feeling of comraderie to be expected, unless you’re a true sociopath.

that it is why it is dead here

all that is left is guys hanging around looking for friendships from internet avatars

that's not what most people come to internet forums for, quite the opposite

that's why there is only a tiny clique hanging out here

whatever, I'm not here to make friends

I just generate content for Marty

if you can't handle that, I can't help you

[Martin Hash]

It’s true that the only people who hang out here like Marty Hash. That works for me; I have enough enemies, now I just want to be entertained as I entertain.

[Smitty-48]

most of these guys are just parasites

they are not here for Marty Hash

they don't generate content for him

they just hang out in his basement looking for friends in all the wrong places

mostly they just complain about anything & everything under the sun

I'm just on mission, generating content on an internet forum, duh

you only have to look as the DCF, to see how fast your internet followers will turn on you

thus is the refugee internment camp from that, perhaps

but there's barely anybody left, only the regime dead enders are hanging out now

everybody who liked the DCF has left here, because the DCF was a forum, not a clique of friends

[Smitty-48]

It’s true that the only people who hang out here like Marty Hash. That works for me; I have enough enemies, now I just want to be entertained as I entertain.

I'm just here to entertain you

just you, nobody else

you invited me to your party

it's your party

at a party, one entertains

if as host, you don't find me amusing, I will move on

if as guest, I don't find you amusing, I will move on

there's no need to put the pressure of friend nor foe upon it

it's just an internet forum

[Smitty-48]

this is not Delta Force, bros

it's just an internet forum

relax, generate some content, no pressure

[TheReal_ND]

Delivered 20k lbs of chocolate from Illinois to Phoenix. Going to pick up an unspecified number of meat and head to Stockton, CA

They pay me to do this