DCF Refugee Internment Camp

[Martin Hash]

Try not to pretend to be someone else while I'm gone

Dude, read up-thread; he started a toke. The high Smitty is tough to talk to.

[apeman]

Ah, this just gets weirder

[Martin Hash]

$3000!

You could get a piece of an Avanti for that.

for my wife

best Christmas present ever !

worth every penny

I can afford it, this is why we prep

Okay, but you could have put half a fuel injection into a C1 Corvette for that.

[Smitty-48]

I am not one person, never was

I am large, I contain multitudes, as Walt Whitman says

but I'm going to blow sunshine up your ass about us being friends,

just because we hung out on an internet forum

I didn't join an internet forum to make friends

most people on the forum were my enemies

I came on an internet forum looking for a fight

I just got bored with that after awhile

whatevs, I gotta be me

[Smitty-48]

$3000!

You could get a piece of an Avanti for that.

for my wife

best Christmas present ever !

worth every penny

I can afford it, this is why we prep

Okay, but you could have put half a fuel injection into a C1 Corvette for that.

but I haven't driven anywhere in months, because of covid, there is nowhere to go

I'm just living in my luxury survivalist compound by the woods

I actually sold my cars, soon as the pandemic hit, just driving my wifes car now, to get supplies

just on the savings for gas in the last year, that pays for the puppy many times over

[Martin Hash]

hint: I’m trolling U, just like U R to apey

I still think of U as my friend, gf or no, and $3000 is CHEAP for the satisfaction you get from your dogs.

[Smitty-48]

hint: I’m trolling U, just like U R to apey

I still think of U as my friend, gf or no, and $3000 is CHEAP for the satisfaction you get from your dogs.

you don't know me well enough for us to be friends

you know my work persona, you like my work

I don't think of you as a friend, because that is meaningless to me

I respect you, I admire your accomplishments,

I see the woman of quality on your arm, your life long love affair, I view you as a peer

friends are nice, sweaters are nice, it carries no weight with me

all that matters is mutual respect, that is all that bonds us, or not

[Martin Hash]

hint: I’m trolling U, just like U R to apey

I still think of U as my friend, gf or no, and $3000 is CHEAP for the satisfaction you get from your dogs.

you don't know me well enough for us to be friends

you know my work persona, you like my work

I don't think of you as a friend, because that is meaningless to me

I respect you, I admire your accomplishments,

I see the woman of quality on your arm, your life long love affair, I view you as a peer

friends are nice, sweaters are nice, it carries no weight with me

all that matters is mutual respect, that is all that bonds us, or not

You can parse the definition, it's clever, but I'm a succinct man, and I don't want to have to write a paragraph to describe 1 word. Personally, I don't have any "friends" like they show on TV and in the movies, so we agree.

[Smitty-48]

On the DCF, I only ever had one friend

DBTrek

and even then, we were often rivals at each others throats

we simply had mutual respect & admiration for each others work

over years of that, we became friends as well

everybody else was in the arena, fair game for conquest

[Smitty-48]

hint: I’m trolling U, just like U R to apey

I still think of U as my friend, gf or no, and $3000 is CHEAP for the satisfaction you get from your dogs.

you don't know me well enough for us to be friends

you know my work persona, you like my work

I don't think of you as a friend, because that is meaningless to me

I respect you, I admire your accomplishments,

I see the woman of quality on your arm, your life long love affair, I view you as a peer

friends are nice, sweaters are nice, it carries no weight with me

all that matters is mutual respect, that is all that bonds us, or not

You can parse the definition, it's clever, but I'm a succinct man, and I don't want to have to write a paragraph to describe 1 word. Personally, I don't have any "friends" like they show on TV and in the movies, so we agree.

the word has simply been rendered meaningless by postmodernity

friends & foes on an internet forum, whatevs

all that matters is mutual admiration, charming, amusing, engaging, charismatic

friends have to get up in each others business, but there's no call for that

you don't owe me that, I don't want it

never mind the responsibility of friendship, pointless burden

let's party