DCF Refugee Internment Camp

[Smitty-48]

I'm not your girlfriend, bro

want a friend : get a dog

male bonding is for teenage boys

male dominance is all about the woman on your arm

Terrible take

Male friendship is the most powerful force in the universe

I'm not your girlfriend, bro

I'm too old for male bonding

I got that out of my system in the infantry

section commander tho, at 19 years of age

I don't mingle with the troops

I don't mingle with singles

I just have couples dinner parties

no stags, dress code in effect, v.i.p.

[apeman]

Loyalty is the most powerful force; sometimes it comes from friendship.

There is a subset of loyalty even more powerful than the rest

[Smitty-48]

Loyalty is the most powerful force; sometimes it comes from friendship.

If I am not prepared to kill & die for you, loyalty is of no concern

I can admire you as a peer

I'm not a teenager, I don't need friends

my wife is my constant companion

drinking buddies are for single losers

a prize of a woman on your arm is all that matters

couples dinner party mutual admiration society

if you want a friend, get a dog

[Smitty-48]

$3000!

You could get a piece of an Avanti for that.

for my wife

best Christmas present ever !

worth every penny

I can afford it, this is why we prep

[Smitty-48]

you say you like Smitty, do you ?

he's not your girlfriend, bro

commander

lead, follow, or get out of the way

the infantry is not a team of friends

team of rivals

you don't come for a brother in the breach because you like him

nice & good are not the same thing

friends are nice ?

sweaters are nice

all that matters is honor

ducimus

[apeman]

Perhaps if you write

like this a little more

I will finally understand

That you are lonely

[Smitty-48]

Perhaps if you write

like this a little more

I will finally understand

That you are lonely

I don't mean to upset you

but I am not your friend

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your ass about it

if I offend, it's only because I gotta be me, and make no apologies for it

you can take it or leave it, but I'm not interested in an argument, thanks anyways

[apeman]

Very bizarre

Even the "nice and good", the "Smitty-as-friend", all a conversation with yourself.

I'll leave it, loser

[Smitty-48]

Very bizarre

Even the "nice and good", the "Smitty-as-friend", all a conversation with yourself.

I'll leave it, loser

suit yourself

thanks for the memories

have a nice life

[apeman]

Try not to pretend to be someone else while I'm gone