Election Reunion Thread for Old Timers Lurking

[Smitty-48]

My wife assures me she was a virgin. I don't look too closely. I recommend other husband's do the same.

It's better to be the best she's ever had than the first

I've bedded two virgins in my life, and it was kind of awkward, I mean, they were a bundle of nerves

I met my wife when I was 18. Lust over nerves.

my wife was 24 when I met her, but she looked like she was 17

I was 31

[DrYouth]

well, one of them bled all over me too

I was like, should I stop ?

she's like, hell no, just get it done !

ha ha ha ha

This IS awkward.

[Martin Hash]

It's better to be the best she's ever had than the first

I've bedded two virgins in my life, and it was kind of awkward, I mean, they were a bundle of nerves

It works when you are both virgins... after that not so much

well, one of them bled all over me too

I was like, should I stop ?

she's like, hell no, just get it done !

ha ha ha ha

Hardly any modern women have intact hymens; my wife rode horses & was a gymnast. Still... I don't question what I'm told.

[DrYouth]

my wife was 24 when I met her, but she looked like she was 17

I was 31

Wait you first had sex with her when you were 18, then you married her when you were 31...

I'm confused.

[Smitty-48]

well, one of them bled all over me too

I was like, should I stop ?

she's like, hell no, just get it done !

ha ha ha ha

This IS awkward.

beforehand, she comes out of the bathroom wearing a nightdress down to her ankles

I was like, what is that ? Take that off

She's like; gimme a minute, I've never got undressed in front of a boy before !

[Smitty-48]

It works when you are both virgins... after that not so much

well, one of them bled all over me too

I was like, should I stop ?

she's like, hell no, just get it done !

ha ha ha ha

Hardly any modern women have intact hymens; my wife rode horses & was a gymnast. Still... I don't question what I'm told.

she was 19

I didn't even know what a hymen was, so it freaked me out

[DrYouth]

Hardly any modern women have intact hymens...

?????

[Martin Hash]

Hardly any modern women have intact hymens...

?????

Dude, didn't you do a maternity rotation?

[DrYouth]

I was like, what is that ? Take that off

[DrYouth]

Dude, didn't you do a maternity rotation?

Yes I did...

Didn't check for a lot of hymens now that I think on it.