Election Reunion Thread for Old Timers Lurking

[Smitty-48]

she didn't even notice this guy was hitting on her

she's naive, innocent, when it comes to how men think

ditto but I'm more prideful than jealous; in fact, no jealously at all, my wife is 64 yo.

she is my pride & joy

but this guy crossed a line

he went right past me

he didn't talk to us as a couple

he went straight to my wife, and started hitting on her

he got between me & her, and then turned his back on me

so my fangs came out

but I kept it under control

still, was ready to rip his head clean off,

I was just concealing that, so I don't get arrested by the prison industrial complex

[Martin Hash]

I had a recent brush-up with the Coof police, in Portland of all places. Damn, it felt good though.

[Smitty-48]

me & my wife got in a big fight about it

because I said this guy was acting far too familiar with her

she took that like I was accusing her of something

so she went ballistic

it was hot tho

because we were having a Halloween party and her costume was playboy bunny

so she's in the kitchen, in a playboy bunny outfit, bawling & breaking dishes

anyways, she calmed down after awhile, then the makeup sex was amazing

[Martin Hash]

Our Halloween highlight was giving out candy to the couple dozen kids who came by. Amazing there were that many? I live in MAGA central.

[Speaker to Animals]

StA might come by later. But only to gloat if Biden wins.
I miss him in here.

Trump needs North Carolina to win this election. He currently has only a 36 in 100 chance of winning the NC election.

If Biden flips North Carolina, and he wins by only a small number of votes, then I am calling total forum victory. The forum game is over. Statistically, I basically will have taken Trump away from you. You can literally blame me for Biden.


Also, North Carolinians right now:

[Smitty-48]

Our Halloween highlight was giving out candy to the couple dozen kids who came by. Amazing there were that many? I live in MAGA central.

there was no kids out here at all

it was a ghost town

so we held our own Halloween party

she went as a Playboy Bunny & I was Hugh Heffner

fountain of youth, we are both behaving like teenagers up in here

but it's bliss, I mean, feels good man

[Hastur]

We got a party started.

[Smitty-48]

you don't care if people think you are crazy

it feels too good

you just have a compulsion to try to pass it on

save yourself

save another

[Martin Hash]

Our neighbor also had the most amazing haunted house; bigger, badder, better than Disneyland. Must have cost $500K

I felt bad that so few trick-or-treaters got to see it. Her old man got Alzheimer's a couple months ago and asked who she was at the party. Wow, my pity glands were blasting. Jesus, I'm so glad at least me & mine were there.

[Smitty-48]

there's no feeling of any relationship to Jewish rabbis from two thousand years ago

it's more like science fiction

it's more alien, except you know it well