How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by kybkh » Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:32 pm

So somehow this concept I am grasping today is fucking with me. Mainly because it makes me feel retarded. I have been aware of Covid-19 and have always understood it to be a specific virus itself. Somehow today, I am realizing Covid-19 is not the virus it self, but your body's reaction to the virus SARS-CoV-2.

"SARS-CoV-2 (AKA the novel coronavirus) is a specific coronavirus which causes the COVID-19 (COronaVIrus Disease 2019) condition. Similar to how HIV is not the condition but the virus that causes AIDS." Source is Twitter Rando

How the fuck have I never understood this before? They show this picture of a virus like his name is Covid-19, but that's not his name. Covid-19 is the disease retarded people develop after being exposed to a common cold covid virus.

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It truly is the Boomer Harvester plague sent for Trump's voters.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by kybkh » Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:46 pm

So, any common cold covid can be classified as covid-19 because every symptom of a common cold has been ascribed to Covid-19.

When does a Common Cold Covid become Covid-19?

We have all been played so fucking hard.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Martin Hash » Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:26 pm

The Common Cold has not been “cured” because the virus mutates too quickly. The NHS-backed effort to develop a vaccine was abandoned over a decade ago; not because it couldn’t be done, but because it was too costly. COVID-19 is novel, meaning it’s variation of corona virus hadn’t been seen in humans before.

Calling Common Cold symptoms a “disease” is fuckery. And you’re probably correct that ALL versions of the Common Cold are being tallied as COVID-19. I was wondering why we weren’t seeing comparisons with Cold vs. COVID numbers? And this was supposed to be a big Cold year.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Haumana » Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:29 pm

I can't wait to see how November 4th affects this deadly disease.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Martin Hash » Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:32 pm

Haumana wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:29 pm
 I can't wait to see how November 4th affects this deadly disease.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Haumana » Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:49 pm

Martin Hash wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:32 pm
Haumana wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:29 pm
 I can't wait to see how November 4th affects this deadly disease.
COVID, BLM, Antifa, Intersectionality, Critical Race Theory: Trump is the vaccine for all of them.
My initial response is that I agree. But is Trump just a staving off the inevitable? Are we destined to have a High Noon type showdown, if not tomorrow then the day after? I have more questions than answers. But yes, gimme more Trump because the show is that good.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Martin Hash » Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:53 pm

The Patriarchy will again triumph but we still have to beat the aristocracy.

p.s. Come on Trump, hire me; I was born for that job. I’ve already got the hat.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Haumana » Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:26 pm

Martin Hash wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:53 pm
 The Patriarchy will again triumph but we still have to beat the aristocracy.

p.s. Come on Trump, hire me; I was born for that job. I’ve already got the hat.
Well, It has to. Natural order is natural, after all. The universe will right itself. But what does that look like in the interim is my question.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Martin Hash » Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:42 pm

Haumana wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:26 pm
Martin Hash wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:53 pm
 The Patriarchy will again triumph but we still have to beat the aristocracy.

p.s. Come on Trump, hire me; I was born for that job. I’ve already got the hat.
Well, It has to. Natural order is natural, after all. The universe will right itself. But what does that look like in the interim is my question.
Hmmm... If Tucker follows Trump, we’re in like Flint.
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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Covid

Post by Haumana » Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:11 pm

Martin Hash wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:42 pm
Haumana wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:26 pm
Martin Hash wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:53 pm
 The Patriarchy will again triumph but we still have to beat the aristocracy.

p.s. Come on Trump, hire me; I was born for that job. I’ve already got the hat.
Well, It has to. Natural order is natural, after all. The universe will right itself. But what does that look like in the interim is my question.
Hmmm... If Tucker follows Trump, we’re in like Flint.
Stop teasing.
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