Coronavirus thread

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Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Mon May 18, 2020 1:47 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:35 am
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:27 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:20 am

Puns are the height of good humour.
Haven't you got a pensioner you should be smothering with a pillow right now?
I can multitask.

That isn't how you spell humor.
It is, cheque your English dictionary (or banana book as Trek would call it).

ur mom is a banana book
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by Montegriffo » Mon May 18, 2020 2:12 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:47 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:35 am
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:27 am


I can multitask.

That isn't how you spell humor.
It is, cheque your English dictionary (or banana book as Trek would call it).

ur mom is a banana book
There we have the difference between British and American humour.
American humour is based around direct insults, often crude, where British humour is based on clever wordplay or self-depricating jokes.
Sucks to be less sophisticated than an Australian I guess. ;)
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Mon May 18, 2020 2:41 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:12 am
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:47 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:35 am


It is, cheque your English dictionary (or banana book as Trek would call it).

ur mom is a banana book
There we have the difference between British and American humour.
American humour is based around direct insults, often crude, where British humour is based on clever wordplay or self-depricating jokes.
Sucks to be less sophisticated than an Australian I guess. ;)
I get it... you're upset and embarrassed because you can't control your tiny little island "kingdom," and have to share it with savages - like the Irish.

Sad.

Don't worry. America will keep the world safe for you pathetic fog-breathers. Stay indoors while we maintain civilization.
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by Montegriffo » Mon May 18, 2020 3:22 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:41 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:12 am
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:47 am



ur mom is a banana book
There we have the difference between British and American humour.
American humour is based around direct insults, often crude, where British humour is based on clever wordplay or self-depricating jokes.
Sucks to be less sophisticated than an Australian I guess. ;)
I get it... you're upset and embarrassed because you can't control your tiny little island "kingdom," and have to share it with savages - like the Irish.

Sad.

Don't worry. America will keep the world safe for you pathetic fog-breathers. Stay indoors while we maintain civilization.
If by ''safe'' you mean competing with the other superpowers to stockpile nuclear weapons, starting wars for oil all over the Middle East, promoting trade wars with punitive tariffs and ignoring the impact of climate change on the atmosphere, then sure - thank you for your service.
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon May 18, 2020 5:45 am

Omg

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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by Montegriffo » Mon May 18, 2020 6:22 am

TheReal_ND wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 5:45 am
Omg
What do you expect from a country run by Jews? :twisted:
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Mon May 18, 2020 1:10 pm

https://apnews.com/fc2a2346bad9e0a17917a4aa1c73607c
An experimental vaccine against the coronavirus showed encouraging results in very early testing, triggering hoped-for immune responses in eight healthy, middle-aged volunteers, its maker announced Monday.

Study volunteers given either a low or medium dose of the vaccine by Cambridge, Massachusetts-based Moderna Inc. had antibodies similar to those seen in people who have recovered from COVID-19.

In the next phase of the study, led by the U.S. National Institutes of Health, researchers will try to determine which dose is best for a definitive experiment that they aim to start in July.
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by DBTrek » Mon May 18, 2020 2:36 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:12 am
There we have the difference between British and American humour.
American humour is based around direct insults, often crude, where British humour is based on clever wordplay or self-depricating jokes.
Yes, Monte Python dressing up as women and walking into walls slapstick style is the height of word play and cleverness.

Oh, wait ... no. Your humor actually sucks, and hasn't had any wide appeal for the last 50 years.
Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle still killing it tho.
Globally.
;)
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon May 18, 2020 3:12 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:36 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:12 am
There we have the difference between British and American humour.
American humour is based around direct insults, often crude, where British humour is based on clever wordplay or self-depricating jokes.
Yes, Monte Python dressing up as women and walking into walls slapstick style is the height of word play and cleverness.

Oh, wait ... no. Your humor actually sucks, and hasn't had any wide appeal for the last 50 years.
Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle still killing it tho.
Globally.
;)
The British have James May though - the king of understatement. That guy is hilarious. And Roland Atkinson.
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Re: Coronavirus thread

Post by Montegriffo » Mon May 18, 2020 3:31 pm

I'm guessing that you don't actually know that many British comedians.
Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Al Murray, Lee Mack, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Fry, David Mitchell and Hugh Dennis are a few of my favourites.
I bet most of you only know a couple of people from that list.
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