Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

Which is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep?

Covid (<------Homosexual Communist Option. For Liberty Haters Only)
1
17%
Foot losing blood (while falling asleep) which can lead to serious circulatory problems?
5
83%
 
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heydaralon
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Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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I'm talking for like 15 minutes where it really tingles and you can't concentrate on anything else.
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Re: Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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Probably having a stroke, eat some heavily salted lard 12 times a day and you should be okay.
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Re: Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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Montegriffo wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 2:28 pm Probably having a stroke, eat some heavily salted lard 12 times a day and you should be okay.
flagged. Not legit medical advice. If you want to clown around and put innocent people in harm's way, that is fine. But please don't contaminate my poll. Again, that is not actual medical advice you suggested. Quite the opposite actually.
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Re: Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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Oh, foot sleeping? That's COVID-20. Your foot will be shrinking in a couple hours time. When you wake again, your legs will have shrunken in length till about your knee height. The rest of your body will be normal. You'll have to learn to either use your arms for running, or walk and run with your arms constantly getting dragged through the ground.

COVID-20 also has many similarities with COVID-1, which Adam also had. You'll be able to create a woman from your ribs now.
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Re: Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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heydaralon wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 2:55 pm
Montegriffo wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 2:28 pm Probably having a stroke, eat some heavily salted lard 12 times a day and you should be okay.
flagged. Not legit medical advice. If you want to clown around and put innocent people in harm's way, that is fine. But please don't contaminate my poll. Again, that is not actual medical advice you suggested. Quite the opposite actually.
How dare you, I got my doctor's certification from Trump University and am now fully qualified to prescribe Lysol injections and shove a UV flashlight up your arse.
If you don't want to take my nutritional advice that's up to you but don't come running to me when you are paralysed all down one side of your body.
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Re: Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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Montegriffo wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 2:28 pm Probably having a stroke, eat some heavily salted lard 12 times a day and you should be okay.
All I got from that was you stroking off a salted lad 12 times a day.
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Re: Which Is More Serious: Covid or Foot Falling Asleep

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Oh, foot sleeping? That's COVID-20. Your foot will be shrinking in a couple hours time. When you wake again, your legs will have shrunken in length till about your knee height. The rest of your body will be normal. You'll have to learn to either use your arms for running, or walk and run with your arms constantly getting dragged through the ground.
Make your dick look bigger. You could walk with your dick build up calluses never have to worry about getting hard again. Lots of upside. Your dick would get dirty you would have to see another forum poster about that though. ;)