Coronavirus thread

[TheReal_ND]

DICK IS A RED BLOODED AMERICAN

THE TREE OF LIBERTY WILL BE WATERED WITH THE LUNG FLUIDS OF BOOMERS

[Ph64]

DICK IS A RED BLOODED AMERICAN

THE TREE OF LIBERTY WILL BE WATERED WITH THE LUNG FLUIDS OF BOOMERS

Turns out Dick was outside with his friends, the sun was shining, and the fresh air and sunshine boosted his immune system, and being out in the open limits the spread of the virus.

Meanwhile the liberals were trapped in isolated enclosed spaces where the virus particles can linger in the air for hours and where the lack of UV from sunlight allows it to live longer on surfaces. The liberals also lived in dense cities where the virus can easily find other targets. The liberals died in vast numbers, while Dick and his friends got sick at a far lower rate while out hiking or on the gun range.

Moral: Sometimes being a Dick can be a good thing.

[Hastur]

FREEEEEEDOOOOM!

[SuburbanFarmer]

SNITCHES GET STITCHES!! Open season, lol

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 97271.html

[clubgop]

FREEEEEEDOOOOM!

Turns out all they have is moralizing by a lonely pedophile with no steady job, income or family and that ain't going to cut it. Who knew?

[DBTrek]

A security guard is shot and killed after telling customer to put on a face mask
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/04/us/michi ... index.html

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Do you think they are going to code that as a COVID death?

[DBTrek]

Do you think they are going to code that as a COVID death?

There's the joke I wasn't going to make on account of the blood being so fresh.


Knew I could rely on MHF do do it for me.

[TheReal_ND]

A security guard is shot and killed after telling customer to put on a face mask
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/04/us/michi ... index.html

Fuggin based

[Speaker to Animals]

It's kind of sad that the reason nobody is going to want to negotiate with conservatives is the craziness. If they weren't so crazy, I am sure we could loosen things a little with the understanding it's probably going to tighten up again by Fall. But you can't negotiate with crazy.

Really, it's worse than crazy. Most crazy people know they are crazy. They have some idea that these fucked up thought patterns can cause them trouble. Conservatives out on the streets right now don't even see it. They think this is anywhere between a hoax and "just a flu, bro", and it's fucking bonkers.

You are your own worse enemies here. And if the fatalities skyrocket in the republican states, the GOP is fucking cooked come Nov.