Fearless Hero Kim

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Farewell, and godspeed, you black emperor.

[pineapplemike]

ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

[Speaker to Animals]

Does this mean Dennis Rodman is the new dear leader?

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Damn, if so, I imagine NKs acceptable haircuts list is about to dramatically expand.

[Speaker to Animals]

We should move Karl Malone to NYC as a human shield.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

Beautiful, and a fitting tribute to the man that made North Korea industrial-lubricant-independent.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Powerful stuff.

[heydaralon]

Farewell, and godspeed, you black emperor.

That Malice dude I mention too much on here wrote a great mock autobiography on his father Kim Jong Il.


Its crazy because when Il died he basically put his close friend in the government Chang Song Thaek as the regent in power until young Un matured. Un had other plans, killing Thaek is a show trial. He also sent off a bunch of Il's close friends and love interested to Gulags. Kim Ok, a former North Korean diplomat was Il's latest squeez along with his 2 or 3 wives.

She got purged and is doing hard labor somewhere, mourning for the days far away from the icy gulag she is now in, to the fonder times when Kim Jong Il and her would discuss the way a sparrow flutters accross the sky in the autumn air. The sparrow often resembles the Chollima, a winged hourse, which was the name of Kim Il Sung's illfated campaign to modernize Korea and reach autonomy.

Both Ok and Il would have been naive romantists at that point, and as they drink plum wine in Kim's state run housing they often reminsced hopeless, romantically, on how foolish it was to entrust traitorous farmors with the power of growing grain for the Great Nation. Instead, thos farmers hoarded it to save their dying children.


Ok misses the way Kim Jong Il used to run his gouty fingers through he mangy uncombed hair and whisper "I rove you Mrs. Ok. Ret's reave! Tonight. Forget dis whole South Korea arms deals, forget axis of evil speech. Forget Jokn Borton. Wet's run away and go live in a Macau."

Kim Ok:"I rove you so much Il, but we must remain. We must! You promised your dad you'd built that Oberisk and grand arch in honor of his rifetime achievements."


Looking bact, in her Ryongdam Reeducation camp uniform and scarred emaciated flesh, Kim Ok, knew that despite his wack ass haircut and silly glasses, she should have taken that nerd's advice and travelled with him to macau, together, before he passed away. Oh how she misses him and petite korean dick.

Kim Ok's reverie was interrupted as a guard kicks her in the mouth causing her to lose two of her teeth. She hastily picks up her bucket and runs back down into the mine to collect magnesite.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

"Ret's reave"

[C-Mag]

Does this mean Dennis Rodman is the new dear leader?