Its not Fair that I am not a Billionaire

[heydaralon]

A lot of people who are not as smart as me have money. Yet, I am smarter and have read many Richard Dawkins books. Why don't I have a billion dollars? I read Thomas Piketty. So again, explain why I am poor, even though a lot of folks who are stupid like Republicans have all the money? I had to cut back on my uber eats this month because a lot of climate deniers who hate science are hoarding all the money and won't give me any of theirs. Why are they so selfish? This is shitty because if I had that money I would use it to fund atmosphere research. Fuck all this shit. I am so tired of being right.

[Speaker to Animals]

It's probably because you do such a shitty job stacking those bananas. If you look at the apple stand that was put together by the single mother, it looks perfectly stacked and nice, but the bananas look like they were literally just thrown on the fucking shelf without a moment's thought about aesthetics. Why would investors commit money to your business idea when you don't even care enough to properly stack the bananas. I bet your store still has bananas when everybody else is sold out because the customers are so disgusted with the display.

[heydaralon]

It's probably because you do such a shitty job stacking those bananas. If you look at the apple stand that was put together by the single mother, it looks perfectly stacked and nice, but the bananas look like they were literally just thrown on the fucking shelf without a moment's thought about aesthetics.

Carpal Tunnel is not this made up thing. My wrists are not 100%. If I didn't have carpal tunnel I would be probably a CEO or in charge of Elon Musk even. We'll never know.

[Speaker to Animals]

It's probably because you do such a shitty job stacking those bananas. If you look at the apple stand that was put together by the single mother, it looks perfectly stacked and nice, but the bananas look like they were literally just thrown on the fucking shelf without a moment's thought about aesthetics.

Carpal Tunnel is not this made up thing. My wrists are not 100%. If I didn't have carpal tunnel I would be probably a CEO or in charge of Elon Musk even. We'll never know.

The doctor told you a dozen times it's not carpel tunnel You need to stop cranking your dong twenty times per day.

[Martin Hash]

Fair?

[heydaralon]

Fair?

Exactly!

[Speaker to Animals]

This is not acceptable.

If Trump had your job, it would be the most tremendous produce section in Florida. People would drive all the way from New Jersey just to see it and say what a terrific produce section it was.

[Montegriffo]

If you just spent less time looking for penis-shaped chillies you might have more time to get rich.

[Martin Hash]

Fair?

Exactly!

As long as I’m the Judge Of Fairness.

[clubgop]

If you just spent less time looking for penis-shaped chillies you might have more time to get rich.

Ok, so you are into native American children. You searched "little red dick" and got that. Alibi secured. I see your game.