SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

I don't use it in a way that puts them on a pedestal, just the opposite, I use it in a way that puts me on the pedestal

But like I said, I ain't using it, so we are just spinning our tires talking about unproductive shit now

I'm rolling out of this line of discussion, back to firestorm of rap music

Just saying, don't be desperate, put yourself up on the pedestal, be aloof about it

If she don't chase you then she's not worth it

I hear you dude, it's good advice, as usual

I ain't putting her on pedestal, I'm telling her to "sit down, hol' up bitch, be humble"

Be a gangstah, you are the shit, she's lucky you have even noticed her

It's all reverse psychology with chicks

Even Mrs Smitty spent the whole weekend worrying that I wasn't going to call

[DBTrek]

In this case, you are making the wrong call, but that's up to you

Well, luckily I can afford to miss out in this case.
Ain't trying to harsh your buzz, just cracking jokes as I usually do.

None of these fuckers have a sense of humour.
Well, that's the only explanation I can think of to explain why nobody laughs at my jokes.

[StCapps]

Just saying, don't be desperate, put yourself up on the pedestal, be aloof about it

If she don't chase you then she's not worth it

I hear you dude, it's good advice, as usual

I ain't putting her on pedestal, I'm telling her to "sit down, hol' up bitch, be humble"

Be a gangstah, you are the shit, she's lucky you have even noticed her

It's all reverse psychology with chicks

Even Mrs Smitty spent the whole weekend worrying that I wasn't going to call

Indeed, chicks want to bag a lion, something hard to catch, not a cute yet easy to catch little puppy

[Smitty-48]

I hear you dude, it's good advice, as usual

I ain't putting her on pedestal, I'm telling her to "sit down, hol' up bitch, be humble"

Be a gangstah, you are the shit, she's lucky you have even noticed her

It's all reverse psychology with chicks

Even Mrs Smitty spent the whole weekend worrying that I wasn't going to call

Indeed, chicks want to bag a lion, not a cute easy to catch puppy

You have to put a bit of desperation in her mind

You charm & disarm, but then you just give her one shot to make the call

In her mind you are already moving on to the next chick if she doesn't

She might not be hot for you, but if she is, then she will chase

[Montegriffo]

Well, luckily I can afford to miss out in this case.
Ain't trying to harsh your buzz, just cracking jokes as I usually do.

None of these fuckers have a sense of humour.
Well, that's the only explanation I can think of to explain why nobody laughs at my jokes.

That's probably it. Hard to laugh when your mouth is full of ankle.

[StCapps]

None of these fuckers have a sense of humour.
Well, that's the only explanation I can think of to explain why nobody laughs at my jokes.

That's probably it. Hard to laugh when your mouth is full of ankle.

I only laugh when you are actually funny, which is far less often than you think it is

[Smitty-48]

You're saying this chick is shy, so the note is a long shot

She might be too shy to make the call

But I can't think of a better way in this hospital situation when you never get face to face with her alone

[StCapps]

You're saying this chick is shy, so the note is a long shot

She might be too shy to make the call

But I can't think of a better way in this hospital situation when you never get face to face with her alone

Well she is letting go of the shyness more since the shift where I asked if she had a boyfriend. I think my PGM can shake her out of it enough to call me back, so long as she doesn't have a real deal boyfriend

But maybe not, if she is too shy to chase at all, then that's too shy for me anyway, but she already seems to be chasing, and the more I charm and disarm, the more that becomes the case

[Smitty-48]

You're saying this chick is shy, so the note is a long shot

She might be too shy to make the call

But I can't think of a better way in this hospital situation when you never get face to face with her alone

Well she is letting go of the shyness more since I asked if she had a boyfriend. I think my PGM can shake her out of it enough to call me back, so long as she doesn't have a real deal boyfriend, but maybe not, if she is too shy to chase at all, then that's too shy, but she already seems to be chasing, and the more I charm and disarm, the more that becomes the case

I would have just taken her aside by now, can I talk to you outside for a moment, and asked her out point blank,

but you work slow, to each his own

[Smitty-48]

Like, I'm 51, but I'm still cute, and I'm rich, I would have fucking this broad by now

Involved with someone wouldn't have stopped me

That's the he's very replaceable bat signal, if he even exists