SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

I've had chicks hit on me, but not just as often as I hit on them, more of a rarity

One of them even gave me her number out of the blue and she was pretty cute, unfortunately she ended up being not that classy and turned out to be a crazy, so I stopped dating her after that was made apparent

This can't be in anyway creepy, that will blow you up

But that is why short & sweet, simple & classy

Less is more

Less things that can go wrong

Plus you want to give her a taste, but not too much

You're not chasing her, you're asking for the deal, and then moving on, so she better call soon

Hit on me first I should say

Yeah, creepy is death

Short, sweet, simple and classy

Less is more, leave her wanting more

[Smitty-48]

There are only two dry holes here

She has a boyfriend

She isn't worth dating

Otherwise she will call

[Smitty-48]

Hit on me first I should say

Yeah, creepy is death

Short, sweet, simple and classy

Less is more, leave her wanting more

It's like giving her your business card

the business of romance

So make it classy, but don't go too crazy,

it's just a date,

"I don't even know if I want to pipe you yet, we'll see, but this is your shot if you want it"

[StCapps]

There are only two dry holes here

She has a boyfriend

She isn't worth dating

Otherwise she will call

If either is the case, it's better that it didn't work out anyway

[Montegriffo]

Maybe get approval from your HR dept first.
Don't want to get known as the creepy guy who keeps asking staff whether they are single and passes unsolicited notes to them.

[StCapps]

Spooky dude

So I was talking to Bubble Butt 9000 QT and based on this Korean TV she is watching that she described, it sort of sounded like The King and I, which she never heard of before

Then I get home, go out and smoke a joint, come back and go download the Better Call Saul season finale, and on the list of newly post torrents by date to download, is The Motherfucking King and I. Like for reals, not joking, the very first torrent listed in fact, when I opened the web page

JRJ works in mysterious ways, hot damn

He really does have my six, Feels Good Man

[StCapps]

Maybe get approval from your HR dept first.
Don't want to get known as the creepy guy who keeps asking staff whether they are single and passes unsolicited notes to them.

Coming from the dude who hits on women at work far more than I ever have


Monte actually told a funny joke for once, that's growth son, keep it up Monte

[Smitty-48]

Maybe get approval from your HR dept first.
Don't want to get known as the creepy guy who keeps asking staff whether they are single and passes unsolicited notes to them.

Jobs are jails, go ahead and fire me, suckahs

[Smitty-48]

Coming from the dude who hits on women at work far more than I ever have


Monte actually told a funny joke for once, that's growth son, keep it up Monte

Monte is right about one thing

This can't be in anyway creepy,

you have to know this chick is not going to blow you up for hitting on her

I'm just assuming you know

[StCapps]

Maybe get approval from your HR dept first.
Don't want to get known as the creepy guy who keeps asking staff whether they are single and passes unsolicited notes to them.

Jobs are jails, go ahead and fire me, suckahs

JRJ wouldn't be sending me signs if they were going to fire me over it, he's got my six