SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Wifey putty is the only putty worth having, even if she doesn't end up being your wife, she has to be wifey material

I was very cute, I could have gotten laid every single night

The stretches I went without putty were searches for wifey putty

I turned chicks down all the time, for fucking, although I still might take some bj

Boss it in her mouth ftw

I could look cuter, I should definitely work on that, not maximizing what I have to work with

JHC blessed me, I have the boyish good looks that girls like

I had the mind to back it up tho

Like whoever married Helena is a very lucky guy

She was gorgeous & sweet with the baby face & just the right amount of puppy fat

[StCapps]

I was very cute, I could have gotten laid every single night

The stretches I went without putty were searches for wifey putty

I turned chicks down all the time, for fucking, although I still might take some bj

Boss it in her mouth ftw

I could look cuter, I should definitely work on that, not maximizing what I have to work with

JHC blessed me, I have the boyish good looks that girls like

I had the mind to back it up tho

Like whoever married Helena is a very lucky guy

She was gorgeous & sweet with the baby face & just the right amount of puppy fat

I have a baby face and the mind to back it up, I just need to get in shape

[Smitty-48]

I just need to get in shape

I had that too

The army kept me in top shape, I had the bod that girls like too

[StCapps]

I just need to get in shape

I had that too

The army kept me in top shape, I had the bod that girls like too

Thankfully that's fixable, where as not having a baby face and lacking the mind is a much bigger obstacle to overcome

[Smitty-48]

I just need to get in shape

I had that too

The army kept me in top shape, I had the bod that girls like too

Thankfully that's fixable, where as not having a baby face and lacking the mind is a much bigger obstacle to overcome

This is why I loved the army

All I did was run half marathons, lift, blow shit up, and chase tail

The tail actually chased me, right to my room in the barracks

But as you know, nothing but Shanda was enough for me : wifey putty

[StCapps]

I had that too

The army kept me in top shape, I had the bod that girls like too

Thankfully that's fixable, where as not having a baby face and lacking the mind is a much bigger obstacle to overcome

This is why I loved the army

All I did was run half marathons, lift, blow shit up, and chase tail

The tail actually chased me, right to my room in the barracks

But as you know, nothing but Shanda was enough for me : wifey putty

Don't have to join the army to get in shape either, another nice bonus

Wifey putty is the best putty

[Smitty-48]

Don't have to join the army to get in shape either, another nice bonus

Wifey putty is the best putty

The army makes it easy

They do it all for you, all you have to do is follow orders

Since hard labor jail is the alternative, there is no choice but to get motivated and fast

Shanda wasn't just wifey putty, wifey putty cherry popped

Whoever married Shanda is an extremely lucky guy indeed, but I will always be her first

[StCapps]

Don't have to join the army to get in shape either, another nice bonus

Wifey putty is the best putty

The army makes it easy

They do it all for you, all you have to do is follow orders

Since hard labor jail is the alternative, there is no choice but to get motivated and fast

Shanda wasn't just wifey putty, wifey putty cherry popped

Whoever married Shanda is an extremely lucky guy indeed, but I will always be her first

Well you were an RCR Battleschool Instructor, so I'm sure I could get some pretty good "orders" from you on that tip

[Smitty-48]

Don't have to join the army to get in shape either, another nice bonus

Wifey putty is the best putty

The army makes it easy

They do it all for you, all you have to do is follow orders

Since hard labor jail is the alternative, there is no choice but to get motivated and fast

Shanda wasn't just wifey putty, wifey putty cherry popped

Whoever married Shanda is an extremely lucky guy indeed, but I will always be her first

Well you were an RCR Battleschool Instructor, so I'm sure I could get some pretty good "orders" from you on that tip

I was just a Corporal in battalion, with Army Guy from the MLW, when I met Shanda

In terms of pt now ?

I just maintain, rowing machine, lifting & skiing mostly

I'm not doing military pt anymore, I just want to look good for J

[StCapps]

The army makes it easy

They do it all for you, all you have to do is follow orders

Since hard labor jail is the alternative, there is no choice but to get motivated and fast

Shanda wasn't just wifey putty, wifey putty cherry popped

Whoever married Shanda is an extremely lucky guy indeed, but I will always be her first

Well you were an RCR Battleschool Instructor, so I'm sure I could get some pretty good "orders" from you on that tip

I was just a Corporal in battalion, with Army Guy from the MLW, when I met Shanda

In terms of pt now ?

I just maintain, rowing machine, lifting & skiing mostly

I'm not doing military pt anymore, I just want to look good for J

I don't need to be in military shape, I just want to look good for Muh Apollonia