SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

I think the thing that plateaued our marriage was career related

She was going hard in the corporate world, working all the time

I was prepping for the next massive market correction

It wasn't bad, it plateaued at a high level, better than most

But it wasn't a passionate love affair anymore

That's what I had to TACAMO

[SuburbanFarmer]

I love Grumpy and Monte claim to be players and live the life of a monk

They can have the player title

I was always looking for a wife, I was just searching all the wifey hot putty I could find

When I saw J, that stopped in its tracks

Proud to be happily married, never even wanted to be a player, I just love putty

I know but they claim to be players beating off women with a stick and yet they have lame excuses for their early retirement from having sex altogether, which is hilarious

Never claimed to be any such thing. I’ve certainly had my share of ass though. There was a time when I could get any woman in the room wet. Now it’s all about the kids though.

You’ll understand when you’re older, sport.

[StCapps]

They can have the player title

I was always looking for a wife, I was just searching all the wifey hot putty I could find

When I saw J, that stopped in its tracks

Proud to be happily married, never even wanted to be a player, I just love putty

I know but they claim to be players beating off women with a stick and yet they have lame excuses for their early retirement from having sex altogether, which is hilarious

Never claimed to be any such thing. I’ve certainly had my share of ass though. There was a time when I could get any woman in the room wet. Now it’s all about the kids though.

You’ll understand when you’re older, sport.

When I'm older, I won't be trapped in a loveless relationship, I won't settle the way you have

Blaming your kids for your shitty relationship isn't good for them either, using them as an excuse not have a good relationship is ridiculous, nah it's on you dude, not your kids

[Smitty-48]

When I'm older, I won't be trapped in a loveless relationship, I won't settle the way you have

My worst date ever is better than his marriage by orders of magnitude

I wasn't a player, I was romantic & sweet, that's what scored for me

But I only banged wifey putty, putty you would marry

Never banged a Ho, never banged an ugly broad

No regrets whatsoever

[SuburbanFarmer]

I know but they claim to be players beating off women with a stick and yet they have lame excuses for their early retirement from having sex altogether, which is hilarious

Never claimed to be any such thing. I’ve certainly had my share of ass though. There was a time when I could get any woman in the room wet. Now it’s all about the kids though.

You’ll understand when you’re older, sport.

When I'm older, I won't be trapped in a loveless relationship, I won't settle the way you have

Blaming your kids for your shitty relationship isn't good for them either, using them as an excuse not have a good relationship is ridiculous, nah it's on you dude, not your kids

I don't blame them for anything, never deflected blame onto anyone else.



You're really taking swings at something you don't understand. I do hope you find a better way, but understand that you have the same chances of ending up with my life as any other.

[StCapps]

When I'm older, I won't be trapped in a loveless relationship, I won't settle the way you have

My worst date ever is better than his marriage by orders of magnitude

I wasn't a player, I was romantic & sweet, that's what scored for me

But I only banged wifey putty, putty you would marry

Never banged a Ho, never banged an ugly broad

No regrets whatsoever

Wifey putty is the only putty worth having, even if she doesn't end up being your wife, she has to be wifey material

[Smitty-48]

Never claimed to be any such thing. I’ve certainly had my share of ass though. There was a time when I could get any woman in the room wet. Now it’s all about the kids though.

You’ll understand when you’re older, sport.

When I'm older, I won't be trapped in a loveless relationship, I won't settle the way you have

Blaming your kids for your shitty relationship isn't good for them either, using them as an excuse not have a good relationship is ridiculous, nah it's on you dude, not your kids

I don't blame them for anything, never deflected blame onto anyone else.

You're really taking swings at something you don't understand. I do hope you find a better way, but understand that you have the same chances of ending up with my life as any other.

Whose taking swings at you ?

When was the last time you had carnal relations with a woman ?

Simple question

[StCapps]

You're really taking swings at something you don't understand. I do hope you find a better way, but understand that you have the same chances of ending up with my life as any other.

You did it to yourself, not all of us are as foolish as you are

You think because other people have shitty loveless relationships too that it can happen to anyone? That's not actually how it works, you just tell yourself that's how it works so you don't have to look in the mirror to see the problem

[Smitty-48]

Wifey putty is the only putty worth having, even if she doesn't end up being your wife, she has to be wifey material

I was very cute, I could have gotten laid every single night

The stretches I went without putty were searches for wifey putty

I turned chicks down all the time, for fucking, although I still might take some bj

Boss it in her mouth ftw

[StCapps]

Wifey putty is the only putty worth having, even if she doesn't end up being your wife, she has to be wifey material

I was very cute, I could have gotten laid every single night

The stretches I went without putty were searches for wifey putty

I turned chicks down all the time, for fucking, although I still might take some bj

Boss it in her mouth ftw

I could look cuter, I should definitely work on that, not maximizing what I have to work with

Bossing it in wifey putty mouth ftw