You know what I love? The State
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You know who really loves the state?
All those folks who could not survive without it.
You know . . . all the people who couldn't pull the shit they do every day in a tribal society, because their peers woulda put their useless asses on an ice floe and sent them to the great Eskimo whale in the sky.
And there are a LOT of those people.
They know what's up . . . praise the state because we couldn't hack shit any other way.
All those folks who could not survive without it.
You know . . . all the people who couldn't pull the shit they do every day in a tribal society, because their peers woulda put their useless asses on an ice floe and sent them to the great Eskimo whale in the sky.
And there are a LOT of those people.
They know what's up . . . praise the state because we couldn't hack shit any other way.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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Eatin' million dollah putty too
You can eat your heart out, I guess
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Re: You know what I love? The State
Bring a caribou back for dinner.
That one asshole in the tribe who didn't do shit all day tries to carve a piece.
Tribe: "NOPE! Earn some before you burn some, loser"
Bring a caribou back for dinner.
The assholes in the nation who didn't do shit all day try to carve a piece.
State: "You only got that caribou because we made it possible, therefore 30% of it is ours"
Assholes: "We should get even more! Do you have any idea how many caribou Jeff Bezos got? Where's our fair share?!?"
That one asshole in the tribe who didn't do shit all day tries to carve a piece.
Tribe: "NOPE! Earn some before you burn some, loser"
Bring a caribou back for dinner.
The assholes in the nation who didn't do shit all day try to carve a piece.
State: "You only got that caribou because we made it possible, therefore 30% of it is ours"
Assholes: "We should get even more! Do you have any idea how many caribou Jeff Bezos got? Where's our fair share?!?"
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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Re: You know what I love? The State
No need, the wife has got Korean beef melting down in the slow cooker ri'now, since before I woke up
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Roads are cool, tho.
Police are a bit of a mixed bag.
Taxes are a farce, since they far exceed the costs of actually governing.
Police are a bit of a mixed bag.
Taxes are a farce, since they far exceed the costs of actually governing.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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The state is out there doing its thing I guess, I haven't checked
I just focus on running my own shit up in here
A savings account which you can live in, with an angel sent by God himself
Don't have to be a 1%er, this home only cost me $300K USD
The angel didn't cost me a thing
Life is like a movie
Be your own director, make it how you want it, ain't nothing to it
I just focus on running my own shit up in here
A savings account which you can live in, with an angel sent by God himself
Don't have to be a 1%er, this home only cost me $300K USD
The angel didn't cost me a thing
Life is like a movie
Be your own director, make it how you want it, ain't nothing to it
Nec Aspera Terrent
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Re: You know what I love? The State
You're not trying to suggest that there's some middle ground between unquestioning adoration and total hatred and distrust of the state are you DB?
There's no need to bring that sort of pantywaist, liberal, wishy-washy thinking to this debate.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: You know what I love? The State
Montegriffo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:44 amYou're not trying to suggest that there's some middle ground between unquestioning adoration and total hatred and distrust of the state are you DB?
There's no need to bring that sort of pantywaist, liberal, wishy-washy thinking to this debate.
I said roads were nice.
Didn't say shit about government.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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Re: You know what I love? The State
OK, IncelMontegriffo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:44 amThere's no need to bring that sort of pantywaist to this debate.
Tell us all about being a pantywaist
You're living for the state because you don't have anybody else to live for
Sad assed single muthahfukah, living alone with his cats
HM doesn't want that, that's not what she tolt you to do, quite the opposite
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Even worse than that, I'm living alone without a cat.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:52 amOK, IncelMontegriffo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:44 amThere's no need to bring that sort of pantywaist to this debate.
Tell us all about being a pantywaist
You're living for the state because you don't have anybody else to live for
Sad assed single muthahfukah, living alone with his cats
HM doesn't want that, that's not what she tolt you to do, quite the opposite
Thank heavens I have friends like you to tell me what I'm doing wrong and rub my nose in it with tales of how superior their lives are.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.