SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Besides, a gentleman never reveals.

Wasn't your wife, you didn't respect her, said so yourself

Buck-buck-buck

Centuries of British sexual repression prevents me.
I told you about the noisy boat sex, you'll have to make do with that.

I'm American, we like locker room stories, with all the salacious details,

Unless it's your sacred wife, that's all for you, baby

Why was it noisy ? What did she do ? Screaming ? Moaning ? Crying because your boss was so big ?

[Smitty-48]

I defend and uphold the sanctity of marriage, don't worry

I'm not like pmike asking to see nekked pictures of your sacred wife

You said you were a player "beating them off with a stick"

But you never loved any of these broads, so it was all degenerate

Don't get shy on us now, Monte

I never said I didn't love any of them.
Just not all of them.
It wasn't all degenerate.

Which ones did you love ? What did you love about them ?

Sexualize it tho, Kenny Powers that shit, these still weren't your sacred wifes

[Montegriffo]

Wasn't your wife, you didn't respect her, said so yourself

Buck-buck-buck

Centuries of British sexual repression prevents me.
I told you about the noisy boat sex, you'll have to make do with that.

I'm American, we like locker room stories, with all the salacious details,

Unless it's your sacred wife, that's all for you, baby

Why was it noisy ? What did she do ? Screaming ? Moaning ? Crying because your boss was so big ?

At least two of the above. On a boat moored in the middle of a lake was about the best place for it. You wouldn't want to get it on with her in a shared house.
We argued quite a lot, was a fiery relationship. I probably only saw her about half a dozen times in total. I went to Brighton a couple of times and she came up to Norfolk about the same and there was Scotland and Glastonbury.
My shallow friends thought she was quite the catch but my best mates thought she was shallow and a bit dumb.

[Montegriffo]

Which ones did you love ? What did you love about them ?

The judge's daughter and the ballet dancer you know about. The one who smacked me in the gob when I was having a minor drug psychosis incident and the last one. I loved them all at one point.
There was another posh totty, a doctor's daughter like ballet girl.
I think the thing they all had in common was a good mind. I've always found intelligence attractive.

[Smitty-48]

Which ones did you love ? What did you love about them ?

The judge's daughter and the ballet dancer you know about. The one who smacked me in the gob when I was having a minor drug psychosis incident and the last one. I loved them all at one point.
There was another posh totty, a doctor's daughter like ballet girl.
I think the thing they all had in common was a good mind. I've always found intelligence attractive.

You Brits really are repressed

God bless America where a Niggah can boss it in her mouth and live to tell the tale

[Smitty-48]

Too glorious a sunset for rap music tho

I've switched back to Pavarotti

Plus I'll just let the tension build with Dorothy

I've chased her for awhile now

I'll just wait her out and see if she will chase me

Make her seduce me for a change

Capps is getting all the sexual tension down there at the front

I'm gonna generate some of that for myself

Just gonna listen to my opera and drive my Ferrari (simulated)

see what she does to get my attention

[Smitty-48]

Okay, that was quick, she just came down all dolled up

back to rap music

[Smitty-48]

@Capps

Okay, I got my fashion show

Might just be a coincidence

Or she might be reading the thread

Fully dolled up, not looking a day over thirty, purdiest mouth I ever saw, perfect teeth smile

Beyond pigtails, going all the way back

Went with the Ariana Grande style ponytail, like the night we met

Wore a fancy little top, like the night we met

And her Pdiddy robe from the Dominican

With all her new shoes, fashion show

She calls it Sexy Dance Party

Homemade Nightclub for two

Night we met nostalgia

Then it went "Or Nah"

That's all I can say :blushes:

[StCapps]

@Capps

Okay, I got my fashion show

Might just be a coincidence

Or she might be reading the thread

Fully dolled up, not looking a day over thirty, purdiest mouth I ever saw, perfect teeth smile

Beyond pigtails, going all the way back

Went with the Ariana Grande style ponytail, like the night we met

Wore a fancy little top, like the night we met

And her Pdiddy robe from the Dominican

With all her new shoes, fashion show

She calls it Sexy Dance Party

Homemade Nightclub for two

Night we met nostalgia

The it went "Or Nah"

That's all I can say :blushes:

Bad ass, she's pulling out all the stops, Sexy Dance Party FTW

German Protestant Bocelli Fan QT is tonight, talkative as ever,

Perfect Ass Girl Next Door QT, is also in tonight, starting to come out of the shy shell of hers and making a lot more eye contact, asked how I've been working here and she wants to become a Nurse Practitioner, just like Bocelli Fan QT. Saw her without her mask on and she's got a purty little mouth a lovely amount of puppy fat in her cheeks

Both of the residents they are with I'm supposed to check on for time to time, so I'm pretty pumped, and they seem to like talking to each other too, so I should be able to get plenty of conversation going to tonight, especially if the start of the shift is any indication

[Smitty-48]

Bad ass, she's pulling out all the stops, Sexy Dance Party FTW

Earlier we were grilling on the deck at sunset

I in essence restated my marriage vows to her

Perpetual Good Mood, you don't have to call it ( Jesus ) I just want to take this marriage next level

Don't just ride my high, join me up here, feel it all, right now, say it all, right now, do it all, right now

But I said it intense in the eyes, because I meant it

She kind of flinched like she'd been tolt

Which she kind of had been

Then she went Vulcan and off to her room

So I went downstairs, just skipped supper

Then she came down, in all her glory

I'm still just savoring the whole thing in the wake right now