You know what I don't like? Gays

[Smitty-48]

Damn, you do live on the edge! That is how Dahmer got most of his victims.

I was an elite soldier, I wasn't afraid of anybody at that time, I was invincible

I wasn't afraid of the gays,

what I thought was, this is how girls see me, but the gays come out and say it

So it made me more confident with girls, because I knew they were watching me too

Elite soldier or not, a spiked drink is a spiked drink. Your country didn't spend good time and money training you up just to get dismembered and turned into a macabre altarpiece!

The guy said there was going to be models there, I went for it, spur of the moment

Turned out to be one the greatest experiences of my life

I didn't actually fuck the models, they weren't really wanting to make babies

But there was a lot of sexy fun with models,

up to the threshold of fucking, but without going all the way

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I was an elite soldier, I wasn't afraid of anybody at that time, I was invincible

I wasn't afraid of the gays,

what I thought was, this is how girls see me, but the gays come out and say it

So it made me more confident with girls, because I knew they were watching me too

Elite soldier or not, a spiked drink is a spiked drink. Your country didn't spend good time and money training you up just to get dismembered and turned into a macabre altarpiece!

The guy said there was going to be models there, I went for it, spur of the moment

Turned out to be one the greatest experiences of my life

I didn't actually fuck the models, they weren't really wanting to make babies

But there was a lot of sexy fun with models,

up to the threshold of fucking, but without going all the way

Yeah, I've probably almost banged models a bunch of times. It was almost awesome... probably.

[Smitty-48]

Says the man who admitted to being eye candy in the gay clubs.

That was because I was trying to pick up girls

I met this guy, Christian, he hit on me actually

I said no thanks, he said well I run a modelling agency, would you like to come to a party ?

So I said, okay, sure

Then I got there, it was in Rosedale, he wasn't joking,it was all models

And like I was the only hetero guy there

So they are all going to the gay bar, because models don't like to get hit on

But these models were flirting with me, saying that it would be hot if I had the stones to go with them

So I says, I'm not scared, it's not like I'm gonna get raped, unless one of you wants to do that

Going to gay bars to pick up women is definitely thinking outside of the box.
It never occurred to me to try that.

The gay guys are very forward, they walked right up to me like I walk right up to girls

Buying me drinks, hitting on me, knowing that I was straight, because that's the hottest thing for them

It just opened my mind, this is how girls think about me too,

they just don't say it unless they are completely smashed drunk and slutty

None the less, from then on out, when I went to the clubs, I knew I was hot, so I was confident

[Montegriffo]

That was because I was trying to pick up girls

I met this guy, Christian, he hit on me actually

I said no thanks, he said well I run a modelling agency, would you like to come to a party ?

So I said, okay, sure

Then I got there, it was in Rosedale, he wasn't joking,it was all models

And like I was the only hetero guy there

So they are all going to the gay bar, because models don't like to get hit on

But these models were flirting with me, saying that it would be hot if I had the stones to go with them

So I says, I'm not scared, it's not like I'm gonna get raped, unless one of you wants to do that

Going to gay bars to pick up women is definitely thinking outside of the box.
It never occurred to me to try that.

The gay guys are very forward, they walked right up to me like I walk right up to girls

Buying me drinks, hitting on me, knowing that I was straight, because that's the hottest thing for them

It just opened my mind, this is how girls think about me too,

they just don't say it unless they are completely smashed drunk and slutty

None the less, from then on out, when I went to the clubs, I knew I was hot, so I was confident

So you are saying that gay men taught you how to pick up women? It gets more and more counterintuitive the more I hear.

[Smitty-48]

Yeah, I've probably almost banged models a bunch of times. It was almost awesome... probably.

Not really, the only other model was my army girlfriend,

but these models were more big time than her, she was just a catalogue model

It was just an ego trip, having these models playing with me as their boy toy

But actually I'm not so hot for that type it turned out, I'm into the petite cute brunette next door

[Smitty-48]

So you are saying that gay men taught you how to pick up women? It gets more and more counterintuitive the more I hear.

They just made me confident that women also thought I was smoking hot,

the gay guys were singing my praises, how hot I was, how much they wanted to fuck me

so it opened my eyes, like, this is what girls are thinking about me too, it just goes unspoken

[Montegriffo]

So you are saying that gay men taught you how to pick up women? It gets more and more counterintuitive the more I hear.

They just made me confident that women also thought I was smoking hot,

the gay guys were singing my praises, how hot I was, how much they wanted to fuck me

so it opened my eyes, like, this is what girls are thinking about me too, it just goes unspoken

So long as it was only your ego they stroked.

[Smitty-48]

So you are saying that gay men taught you how to pick up women? It gets more and more counterintuitive the more I hear.

They just made me confident that women also thought I was smoking hot,

the gay guys were singing my praises, how hot I was, how much they wanted to fuck me

so it opened my eyes, like, this is what girls are thinking about me too, it just goes unspoken

So long as it was only your ego they stroked.

It was hot and wet, but mostly just making out and heavy petting

I was at the bar with the girls, I already had them all over me when I agreed to go

The gay guys just bought me drinks and hit on me, but I just thanks for the drinks, no thanks to the rest

[Smitty-48]

Near the end of the party, when people were starting to pass out, one of them took aside

Said that she wasn't going to leave me hanging

So we went into one of Christian's giant fancy bathrooms together

We didn't fuck, it was mutual masturbation

She got up on the sink counter which was huge and started doing herself

I just jerked off as I watched

It was hot, looking her right in the face while I could see myself in the mirror

Then I went home, because I was pretty drunk by then

[heydaralon]

I would say that I am prejudiced against gay people

Both in terms of two dudes fucking is gross

Lesbians are mostly psychos

But also politically they are mostly on the left

At the same time, I don't care what other people do, I just live my life my way

If they fuck with me, I deal with that in real time, but nobody fucks with me, so it's all good

I have met one mentally well balanced lesbian in my thirty years on this Earth.

Most lesbians seem to have daddy issues of some kind. They are not shy to tell you that their dad was an asshole, whatever, in a casual setting. They also project the faults of women onto men.
They'll say stuff like "Men can't make up their mind, they are children, they don't want to be serious. That is why I switched to women."

Or they will say stuff like "I don't want to be objectified." Then they dress as ugly as possible. When a woman says something like that to me, alarm bells start ringing.



I've heard a variation of that on many occasions.

When I think of a dike, I think of Aileen Wuornous, except less murderous on average. But sexually wise, the idea of two women getting it on has never done anything for me.