SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

So keeping that in mind, any protips on the closing the deal once I figure that she wants the deal closed?

Like I said, baby steps, just let me treat you to dinner & a movie, no pressure

And once I get the green light and she's down to fuck?

Any tips for that stage of the situation?

Every man for himself, can't tell you what move to make at the net

I was just spontaneous, took the rock to the house with whatever move came to me in the moment

[Smitty-48]

I've had the full spectrum,

from me throwing them over my shoulder to them jumping me like a jungle cat

It's like a dogfight, dynamic, every one is unique

Robin Olds can't tell you what the move is, you gotta fly your own jet

[Smitty-48]

Like I say, with my future wife, it was a three stage tritium boosted bomb

Date one : Boyfriend & Girlfriend forever, but just holding hands and kissing sweetly

Date two : meet the parents, get vetted by the Paisana, passionate making out in the car,

but she still drove home that night

Date three; the coronation, soon as I opened the door and saw her eyes and what she was wearing ?

Green light, green light, all for you baby, just do me right

[StCapps]

Like I said, baby steps, just let me treat you to dinner & a movie, no pressure

And once I get the green light and she's down to fuck?

Any tips for that stage of the situation?

Every man for himself, can't tell you what move to make at the net

I was just spontaneous, took the rock to the house with whatever move came to me in the moment

I don't need you to pick the move, I can do that myself, I just want to expand my options at the net by perhaps learning an extra move or two that might pay off in some situations and might not in others

I'll still be making the calls, I simply would like to expand the playbook, Patty Mahomes wants more weapons at his disposal to choose from, I can fly my own jet, I can call my own audibles

Maybe pass along some of your dad's nuggets that he used to talk to you about kind of thing? That seems right up his alley

[Smitty-48]

And once I get the green light and she's down to fuck?

Any tips for that stage of the situation?

Every man for himself, can't tell you what move to make at the net

I was just spontaneous, took the rock to the house with whatever move came to me in the moment

I don't need you to pick the move, I can do that myself, I just want to expand my options at the net by perhaps learning an extra move or two that might pay off in some situations and might not in others

I'll still be making the calls, I simply would like to expand the playbook, Patty Mahomes wants more weapons at his disposal to choose from, I can fly my own jet, I can call my own audibles

Maybe pass along some of your dad's nuggets that he used to talk to you about kind of thing? That seems right up his alley

Can I kiss you ?

Come here

I want to fuck you like they fucked Bin Laden

I've played it every which way, depends on what the goalie does when I hit the slot

[Smitty-48]

It's like when I asked Dorothy if she wanted to jump on board ?

Looks down, looks back up into my eyes "yes, I would"

Me "can I kiss you ?

She :nods:

I leaned in, gentle on the lips

I knew it was a closed deal, right then and there

It was just a question of treating her like a lady

A sweet first date

Meet the parents get vetted

Green light, done deal

[StCapps]

Every man for himself, can't tell you what move to make at the net

I was just spontaneous, took the rock to the house with whatever move came to me in the moment

I don't need you to pick the move, I can do that myself, I just want to expand my options at the net by perhaps learning an extra move or two that might pay off in some situations and might not in others

I'll still be making the calls, I simply would like to expand the playbook, Patty Mahomes wants more weapons at his disposal to choose from, I can fly my own jet, I can call my own audibles

Maybe pass along some of your dad's nuggets that he used to talk to you about kind of thing? That seems right up his alley

Can I kiss you ?

Come here

I want to fuck you like they fucked Bin Laden

I've played it every which way, depends on what the goalie does when I hit the slot

It's like when I asked Dorothy if she wanted to jump on board ?

Looks down, looks back up into my eyes "yes, I would"

Me "can I kiss you ?

She :nods:

I leaned in, gentle on the lips

I knew it was a closed deal, right then and there

It was just a question of treating her like a lady

A sweet first date

Meet the parents get vetted

Green light, done deal

Good stuff

I trust my ability to read the goalie, but my repertoire of moves isn't the deepest in the world, hence why I ask, to deepen the repertoire

Some pointers on things to avoid in many situations would be helpful as well, you've given me plenty already on both fronts, but like I say, it isn't the strongest part of my game

[Smitty-48]

Good stuff

I trust my ability to read the goalie, but my repertoire of moves isn't the deepest in the world, hence why I ask, to deepen the repertoire

Some pointers on things to avoid in many situations would be helpful as well, you've given me plenty already on both fronts, but like I say, it isn't the strongest part of my game

It isn't the strongest part of most guys game, that was my edge

It is, after all, a competition

There way more guys than there is NLM 9000

It's like hockey, the hardest thing to do is score

Some guys got an NHL shot, some guys don't

[StCapps]

Good stuff

I trust my ability to read the goalie, but my repertoire of moves isn't the deepest in the world, hence why I ask, to deepen the repertoire

Some pointers on things to avoid in many situations would be helpful as well, you've given me plenty already on both fronts, but like I say, it isn't the strongest part of my game

It isn't the strongest part of most guys game, that was my edge

It is, after all, a competition

There way more guys than there is NLM 9000

It's like hockey, the hardest thing to do is score

Some guys got an NHL shot, some guys don't

My mid-game is much better than my opening and closing the deal, and my opening is better than my closing

There is plenty of room for improvement on my shot, and while more practice is better than good advice, good advice certainly doesn't hurt, they have shooting coaches in the NHL for a reason, and you seem like a pretty good shooting coach, as your Da seems like he was a damn good one as well

[Smitty-48]

as your Da seems like a damn good one as well

He wasn't like me

He was relentless, he hit on everything that moved, he just went for it, all the time,

Like he would be hitting on three girls at a party and end up fucking two of them at the same time

I was much more choosy, I wanted a girlfriend not just a lay