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Speaker to Animals
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by Speaker to Animals » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:08 pm
heydaralon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:05 pm
Speaker is a bit flabby atm. He's jealous of the Great Leap Forward Socialist physique that Chinese men have.
I used the same high tech software that Deadliest Warrior show used to do fight simulations. I have put in all of our relevant stats:
height (I'm 5'9'' which is well above the global average)
weight
muscle mass
health (I am in peak physical condition. No bad habits in the past eat right etc)
fighting technique
weather conditions
etc
I ran the simulation 1000 times. Keep in mind, I gave myself a slight handicap out of pity to him and so his pride wouldn't be hurt. I won 978 of those times. Part of it was because I know capoeira. He couldn't anticipate those round house kicks, even if he wanted to. The guy was on the ground a second after I ran the simulation. I had to stop it because I was crying so much. No one deserves to get destroyed in a fight like that. Then I manually routed the packet data to my kitchen where I was creating michelen star recipes for various heads of state. I also did some Harvard IT and they looked over my numbers and said that I won all those fights.
I am on an all-cat diet to boost my immune system to fight the covid.
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heydaralon
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by heydaralon » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:29 pm
Make sure the cat is still alive when you throw it into the boiling sesame oil, so you can absord its fear hormones fully. Ancient Chinese secret.
I saw a video of a Chinese dog meat market where they were beating dogs and keeping them in these tiny cages before killing them horribly. Fuck China. I'm a dog lover so I'm biased, but to me it is a special kind of eevil to torture an animal that has been bred to be loyal and protective of humans. Asshole civilization.
Shikata ga nai
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Montegriffo
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by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:07 pm
heydaralon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:29 pm
Make sure the cat is still alive when you throw it into the boiling sesame oil, so you can absord its fear hormones fully. Ancient Chinese secret.
I saw a video of a Chinese dog meat market where they were beating dogs and keeping them in these tiny cages before killing them horribly.
Fuck China. I'm a dog lover so I'm biased, but to me it is a special kind of eevil to torture an animal that has been bred to be loyal and protective of humans. Asshole civilization.
Not to excuse China but they are not the only people to abuse animals for meat. The French force-feeding geese for foie gras and keeping calves in crates their whole lives to make veal springs to mind.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Hastur
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by Hastur » Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am
Reports from Wuhan tell about the 7 crematoriums were handing out 3500 urns each per day after the lockdown. It was going on a long time. Do the math.
An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? - Axel Oxenstierna
Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck
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by C-Mag » Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:32 am
Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:08 pm
I am on an all-cat diet to boost my immune system to fight the covid.
PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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by C-Mag » Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:36 am
Hastur wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am
Reports from Wuhan tell about the 7 crematoriums were handing out 3500 urns each per day after the lockdown. It was going on a long time. Do the math.
What's your best guess of how many people in China died. Mines 10 Million.
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Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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SuburbanFarmer
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by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:25 am
C-Mag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:36 am
Hastur wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am
Reports from Wuhan tell about the 7 crematoriums were handing out 3500 urns each per day after the lockdown. It was going on a long time. Do the math.
What's your best guess of how many people in China died. Mines 10 Million.
That's what I was thinking, too. It's up in 7 digits, at least.
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by Montegriffo » Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:47 am
Hastur wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am
Reports from Wuhan tell about the 7 crematoriums were handing out 3500 urns each per day after the lockdown. It was going on a long time. Do the math.
OK let's call it 100 days to keep the maths simple and assume 3500 a day was constant throughout the outbreak. That gives us 350,000 deaths as a maximum.
Clearly they can't be trusted to be completely honest but talk of 10 million deaths is getting carried away.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:28 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:47 am
Hastur wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am
Reports from Wuhan tell about the 7 crematoriums were handing out 3500 urns each per day after the lockdown. It was going on a long time. Do the math.
OK let's call it 100 days to keep the maths simple and assume 3500 a day was constant throughout the outbreak. That gives us 350,000 deaths as a maximum.
Clearly they can't be trusted to be completely honest but talk of 10 million deaths is getting carried away.
You’re assuming that it stayed in Wuhan. That is a billion people, dude. Even a tiny leak would kill millions.
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Hastur
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by Hastur » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:55 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:47 am
Hastur wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am
Reports from Wuhan tell about the 7 crematoriums were handing out 3500 urns each per day after the lockdown. It was going on a long time. Do the math.
OK let's call it 100 days to keep the maths simple and assume 3500 a day was constant throughout the outbreak. That gives us 350,000 deaths as a maximum.
Clearly they can't be trusted to be completely honest but talk of 10 million deaths is getting carried away.
When I read it they had been at it for week. So a minimum of 7x7x3500 urns handed out.
An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? - Axel Oxenstierna
Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck