SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:32 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:20 pm
I haven't met her like you have. Never even seen her in the flesh.
Her : How are you finding the army, Corporal ?

Me : Honor & Privilege , Maam

Her : Very good, Corporal

/scene
Still a good claim to fame, even if it was short and sweet.
I don't know anyone else who's met her apart from my Mum's second husband who got an OBE off her. Apparently having a stepfather with an OBE entitled me to get married in the chapel at Buckingham Palace but I never made use of the privilege.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:42 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm
short and sweet.
Best way

Empress on parade, stopped to talk to me

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Granny is the Boss
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:46 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:42 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm
short and sweet.
Best way

Empress on parade, stopped to talk to me

Commander-in-Chief

Granny is the Boss
What made her stop and talk to you?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:48 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:46 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:42 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm
short and sweet.
Best way

Empress on parade, stopped to talk to me

Commander-in-Chief

Granny is the Boss
What made her stop and talk to you?
What do I think ?

I was perfectly turned out, RCR Battleschool Infantry Instructor perfect

And I think she thought I was cute

Boyish charms ftw

I did not disappoint

She smiled with Her eyes
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:53 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:32 pm


Her : How are you finding the army, Corporal ?

Me : Honor & Privilege , Maam

Her : Very good, Corporal

/scene
I still think you should have said ''usually in the bars Maam''.

She would probably still be talking about you now.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:55 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:53 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:32 pm


Her : How are you finding the army, Corporal ?

Me : Honor & Privilege , Maam

Her : Very good, Corporal

/scene
I still think you should have said ''usually in the bars Maam''.

She would probably still be talking about you now.
Nah, it was too hot for that, I'm too fucking sexy for that

I wasn't kidding around, I had Her looking me in my big blue eyes

You know she loves Her Canadian boys, and she knew I loved Her :bites fist:

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by DBTrek » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:57 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm
Still a good claim to fame, even if it was short and sweet.
I don't know anyone else who's met her apart from my Mum's second husband who got an OBE off her. Apparently having a stepfather with an OBE entitled me to get married in the chapel at Buckingham Palace but I never made use of the privilege*.
*See 'Monte's Heathen Ass Has Never Seen The Inside Of A Church' for further reading.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:02 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:57 pm
See 'Monte's Heathen Ass Has Never Seen The Inside Of A Church' for further reading.

Truth be told, I only go to church to volunteer for the homeless guys down on their luck

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I feel closer to God right here, on my own homestead, under the church of the big sky

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:03 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:57 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm
Still a good claim to fame, even if it was short and sweet.
I don't know anyone else who's met her apart from my Mum's second husband who got an OBE off her. Apparently having a stepfather with an OBE entitled me to get married in the chapel at Buckingham Palace but I never made use of the privilege*.
*See 'Monte's Heathen Ass Has Never Seen The Inside Of A Church' for further reading.
If I ever did get married it wouldn't in a church if I got my way. A nice ruined castle would be my first choice.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:05 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:03 pm
DBTrek wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:57 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:40 pm
Still a good claim to fame, even if it was short and sweet.
I don't know anyone else who's met her apart from my Mum's second husband who got an OBE off her. Apparently having a stepfather with an OBE entitled me to get married in the chapel at Buckingham Palace but I never made use of the privilege*.
*See 'Monte's Heathen Ass Has Never Seen The Inside Of A Church' for further reading.
If I ever did get married it wouldn't in a church if I got my way. A nice ruined castle would be my first choice.
That's what we did

We eloped

To the Plains of Abraham at the Citadel in Quebec

All Canadian Girl

Birthplace of the Nation
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