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StCapps
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by StCapps » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:03 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:00 am
naked pictures of my wife posted to the internet ?
ca'mon, dude
Smitty would never do Dorothy Gale like that, he's way better than that
That shit is only for him, the way it should be
*yip*
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DBTrek
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by DBTrek » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:04 am
Damn.... this thread went from zero to petty in one night.
MHF record?
Eh, probably not.
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SuburbanFarmer
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by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:05 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:31 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:26 am
Not a trainwreck, I kind of fell in love with her parents. Down-home country folk, in a way. And that's what I came up here for.
I was at a severe low point, and she badgered me into dating a lot more than I wanted to at the time. It exposed a weakness in my willpower, which I've since resolved.
What does she look like ?
Is she cute, at least ?
If you did it for the putty, tell me she's a qt at least
She was cute before she spawned 3 kids
Parenthood is not great for physical beauty.
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Fife
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by Fife » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:06 am
DBTrek wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:04 am
Damn.... this thread went from zero to petty in one night.
MHF record?
Eh, probably not.
Gotta go all the way back to the DCF to find a DBTrek thread go through overnight Judy Garland Conversion Therapy, IIRC
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Smitty-48
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by Smitty-48 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:06 am
StCapps wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:03 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:00 am
naked pictures of my wife posted to the internet ?
ca'mon, dude
Smitty would never do Dorothy Gale like that, he's way better than that
That shit is only for him, the way it should be
Marty talks about his wife, I think she's cute, but nobody ask him for naked pictures of her
DrY talks about his wife, I'm not sure what she looks like, but again, nobody demands tits/gtfo
Nec Aspera Terrent
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SuburbanFarmer
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by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:07 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:28 am
StCapps wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:22 am
It's like he's deliberately trying to screw his life up so he can mine that sob story, glutton for punishment
This
Everybody has a sob story
Being the biggest loser in America is his identity
Don't know who you're referring to, but I'm certainly no loser.
just had an unfortunate turn of events that I've made the best of.
Also, I'd be losing my goddamn mind right now, if I didn't live with my kids. I know Nuke is going through that now, and I really do feel for him.
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StCapps
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by StCapps » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:07 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:05 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:31 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:26 am
Not a trainwreck, I kind of fell in love with her parents. Down-home country folk, in a way. And that's what I came up here for.
I was at a severe low point, and she badgered me into dating a lot more than I wanted to at the time. It exposed a weakness in my willpower, which I've since resolved.
What does she look like ?
Is she cute, at least ?
If you did it for the putty, tell me she's a qt at least
She was cute before she spawned 3 kids
Parenthood is not great for physical beauty.
What about after the first one though? How powerful were the drunk goggles when the Cubs won the World Series?
*yip*
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Smitty-48
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by Smitty-48 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:08 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:05 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:31 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:26 am
Not a trainwreck, I kind of fell in love with her parents. Down-home country folk, in a way. And that's what I came up here for.
I was at a severe low point, and she badgered me into dating a lot more than I wanted to at the time. It exposed a weakness in my willpower, which I've since resolved.
What does she look like ?
Is she cute, at least ?
If you did it for the putty, tell me she's a qt at least
She was cute before she spawned 3 kids
Parenthood is not great for physical beauty.
Just another reason I never wanted them, I'm all about my love affair, no squalling brats required
Nec Aspera Terrent
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Smitty-48
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by Smitty-48 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:09 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:07 am
I know Nuke is going through that now, and I really do feel for him.
She's gonna go there eventually tho, once she's used you up, you'll be replaced
Nuke knows
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StCapps
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by StCapps » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:10 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:06 am
StCapps wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:03 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:00 am
naked pictures of my wife posted to the internet ?
ca'mon, dude
Smitty would never do Dorothy Gale like that, he's way better than that
That shit is only for him, the way it should be
Marty talks about his wife, I think she's cute, but nobody ask him for naked pictures of her
DrY talks about his wife, I'm not sure what she looks like, but again, nobody demands tits/gtfo
Yeah Marty's wife is cute, especially FOAB,
Gwynne FTW
and she's had plenty of kids, what's Grumpy's baby momma's excuse?
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*yip*