SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

Oh, you want me to service her too?
I was just going to provide companionship and spend your money but it's not a deal-breaker if you insist.

If I'm dead, I don't want her to just be an Old Maid

It's like my buddy down in Oakville has a huge crush on her

He's a great guy, heart of gold, we both love him, so it's okay

But I say to him

"If I let you sleep with her, would you cut three fingers off the hand you masturbate with ?"

"Done !" he says

Sounds like he's a better candidate than Monte then

Dorothy Gale getting mediocre is unacceptable, I'll go Omerta on any mediocre faggots trying to turn her into Old Maid, bet dat

[Smitty-48]

Oh, you want me to service her too?
I was just going to provide companionship and spend your money but it's not a deal-breaker if you insist.

If I'm dead, I don't want her to just be an Old Maid

It's like my buddy down in Oakville has a huge crush on her

He's a great guy, heart of gold, we both love him, so it's okay

But I say to him

"If I let you sleep with her, would you cut three fingers off the hand you masturbate with ?"

"Done !" he says

Sounds like he's a better candidate than Monte then

Dorothy Gale getting mediocre is unacceptable, I'll go Omerta on any mediocre faggots trying to turn her into Old Maid, bet dat

Nah, he's not cute enough for me, if I'm being replaced, it better be Ryan fucking Gosling himself

[Smitty-48]

Be advised, if you do end up marrying a nuclear qt, you have to be comfortable with other men desiring her

You can't get mad about it, just take it as a compliment

If you fly into jealous rages, that's gonna be a problem, because guys will hit on them

[StCapps]

If I'm dead, I don't want her to just be an Old Maid

It's like my buddy down in Oakville has a huge crush on her

He's a great guy, heart of gold, we both love him, so it's okay

But I say to him

"If I let you sleep with her, would you cut three fingers off the hand you masturbate with ?"

"Done !" he says

Sounds like he's a better candidate than Monte then

Dorothy Gale getting mediocre is unacceptable, I'll go Omerta on any mediocre faggots trying to turn her into Old Maid, bet dat

Nah, he's not cute enough for me, if I'm being replaced, it better be Ryan fucking Gosling himself

That's a pretty high bar, especially with Dorothy Gale being too much of Vulcan to actively seek it out. She just going to be the coolest crazy dog lady ever, just like she says

[Smitty-48]

That's a pretty high bar, especially with Dorothy Gale being too much of Vulcan to actively seek it out. She just going to be the coolest crazy dog lady ever, just like she says

I find it hard to imagine another man with my wife, but Ryan Gosling ?

Okay, fair enough, even I have a crush on him

[StCapps]

Be advised, if you do end up marrying a nuclear qt, you have to be comfortable with other men desiring her

You can't get mad about it, just take it as a compliment

If you fly into jealous rages, that's gonna be a problem, because guys will hit on them

Not an issue, I will take it as a compliment and if he's got any good material, I'll just steal it for myself

Insecurity can create a self fulfilling prophecy, bad juju

[Montegriffo]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

Oh, you want me to service her too?
I was just going to provide companionship and spend your money but it's not a deal-breaker if you insist.

If I'm dead, I don't want her to just be an Old Maid

It's like my buddy down in Oakville has a huge crush on her

He's a great guy, heart of gold, we both love him, so it's okay

But I say to him

"If I let you sleep with her, would you cut three fingers off the hand you masturbate with ?"

"Done !" he says

Well I'm not doing that, it would affect my juggling.

[Smitty-48]

Be advised, if you do end up marrying a nuclear qt, you have to be comfortable with other men desiring her

You can't get mad about it, just take it as a compliment

If you fly into jealous rages, that's gonna be a problem, because guys will hit on them

Not an issue, I will take it as a compliment and if he's got any good material, I'll just steal it for myself

Insecurity can create a self fulfilling prophecy, bad juju

OMFG, she just came downstairs and she's done her hair and she's wearing a head band,

like school girl fashion,

I'm married to her and even I am about to gnaw my own hand off :bites fist:

#luckyguy

[StCapps]

Be advised, if you do end up marrying a nuclear qt, you have to be comfortable with other men desiring her

You can't get mad about it, just take it as a compliment

If you fly into jealous rages, that's gonna be a problem, because guys will hit on them

Not an issue, I will take it as a compliment and if he's got any good material, I'll just steal it for myself

Insecurity can create a self fulfilling prophecy, bad juju

OMFG, she just came downstairs and she's done her hair and she's wearing a head band,

like school girl fashion,

I'm married to her and even I am about to gnaw my own hand off :bites fist:

Best Christmas Evah

[Smitty-48]

Best Christmas Evah

Y'know ?

She's even teasing me

She says I get birthday :snuggles: "later"

She's just "going to let the sexual tension build" :gnaws hand: