SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

She has no man of her own,

She is literally dedicated to Mrs Smitty as much as I am, they are inseparable

Dorothy Gale sure did win the life lottery, could ask for a better husband, couldn't ask for a better bff, atta girl

God really has blessed your godless angel

If someone messes with Mrs Smitty, most likely it will be Paisana taking them out, not me

I'd only step in if somebody needed to be shot

[Smitty-48]

Dorothy Gale sure did win the life lottery, could ask for a better husband, couldn't ask for a better bff, atta girl

God really has blessed your godless angel

If someone messes with Mrs Smitty, most likely it will be Paisana taking them out, not me

I'd only step in if somebody needed to be shot

I'd kill and die for Dorothy Pasiana like she is my sister, no hesitation, no doubt

[Smitty-48]

So it's Mrs Smitty's birthday today, 45, doesn't look a day over 35

My gift is shoes of course

She bakes her own cake because only she makes it the way she wants it

She wants gyros on a pita for her birthday meal from our favorite Greek restaurant, take out

Last year on her birthday there was an ice storm, this year, pandemic

Dorothy Gale in the face of disaster, again :bites lip:

[StCapps]

So it's Mrs Smitty's birthday today, 45, doesn't look a day over 35

My gift is shoes of course

She bakes her own cake because only she makes it the way she wants it

She wants gyros on a pita for her birthday meal from our favorite Greek restaurant, take out

Last year on her birthday there was an ice storm, this year, pandemic

Dorothy Gale in the face of disaster, again :bites lip:

Happy Birthday Dorothy Gale

Enjoy the shoes and the second honeymoon

*hugs and kisses*

[Smitty-48]

So it's Mrs Smitty's birthday today, 45, doesn't look a day over 35

My gift is shoes of course

She bakes her own cake because only she makes it the way she wants it

She wants gyros on a pita for her birthday meal from our favorite Greek restaurant, take out

Last year on her birthday there was an ice storm, this year, pandemic

Dorothy Gale in the face of disaster, again :bites lip:

Happy Birthday Dorothy Gale

Enjoy the shoes and the second honeymoon

*hugs and kisses*

Thanks, bro

Feels good man

I'll pass it on, fo sho

[StCapps]

So it's Mrs Smitty's birthday today, 45, doesn't look a day over 35

My gift is shoes of course

She bakes her own cake because only she makes it the way she wants it

She wants gyros on a pita for her birthday meal from our favorite Greek restaurant, take out

Last year on her birthday there was an ice storm, this year, pandemic

Dorothy Gale in the face of disaster, again :bites lip:

Happy Birthday Dorothy Gale

Enjoy the shoes and the second honeymoon

*hugs and kisses*

Thanks, bro

Feels good man

I'll pass it on, fo sho

I gave my present to Dorothy Gale early

Vulcan Rapophiles FTW

[Montegriffo]

While I was getting :snuggles: yesterday I asked her about the Vulcan thing

She says she doesn't take me for granted because with me she can let her guard down

So in the case of you being a Vulcan too, she says you should let your woman do that for you

Opposites attract

Yeah, I was caught on that this was the way to play it already, but good advice nonetheless. When I let my guard down, I let them know that they are the cause of it, and playfully encourage them to keep melting my Vulcan heart

Mrs Smitty knows her shit

I got her the other day with a MAGA Man chirp

We were at this dinner thing for her company

He boss comes up and says something like :

"I can't believe you two are married, you're like polar opposites"

I says : You should see us in bed

Mrs Smitty :blushes 9000:

Heheheh

Did she kick you under the table?

[Montegriffo]

Some fun

Sent By an Anonymous UPS Driver



Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package.
Steve will survive this,

[Montegriffo]

Oh Indeed, and the face of an angel that could melt any Vulcan's heart

#thunderbolt

Remember Analisa from the Sopranos?

Not hot to me at all, way too vampy, I'm all about the nuclear cuteness, she's an Amazon ; not cute

Does nothing for me, not even a twitch

Agreed.

[StCapps]

Remember Analisa from the Sopranos?

Not hot to me at all, way too vampy, I'm all about the nuclear cuteness, she's an Amazon ; not cute

Does nothing for me, not even a twitch

Agreed.

Top 2 Sopranos Thermonuclear QT's


*bites lip 9000*


*bites fist 9000*