SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

On the second date we went to her parents house and her best friend was there too

They are still best friends now, they have been friends since they were little girls

Once her best friend met me and vetted me, she told my wife

"Okay, you're right, you can sleep with him"

[StCapps]

I screwed up my willpower and made her wait all weekend, didn't call her till Monday

She said that worked, because she was climbing the walls all weekend waiting to see if I would call

She also thought, maybe he's not going to call and she blew it, by being a Vulcan

Then I called and she was pretty much hooked at that point

She told her best friend that she was going to my apartment in the 6ix

Her friend was like are you crazy ? You don't know him at all

She told her friend that she trusted me, and that I was so hot she had to have me

Stand Around < Walk > Run

Goldilocks Zone FTW

Just Right

Didn't sleep with her on the first date, didn't sleep with her on the second

Just let the sexual tension build

On the third I told her I was in love with her, then the panties came off

[StCapps]

On the second date we went to her parents house and her best friend was there too

They are still best friends now, they have been friends since they were little girls

Once her best friend met me and vetted me, she told my wife

"Okay, you're right, you can sleep with him"

Yeah, befriending their best friends works great for getting that foot firmly in the door

[Smitty-48]

On the second date we went to her parents house and her best friend was there too

They are still best friends now, they have been friends since they were little girls

Once her best friend met me and vetted me, she told my wife

"Okay, you're right, you can sleep with him"

Yeah, befriending their best friends works great for getting that foot firmly in the door

She's tough too, School Marm, and a Paisana

I have no worries when they are together, Paisana is like her bodyguard

[StCapps]

On the second date we went to her parents house and her best friend was there too

They are still best friends now, they have been friends since they were little girls

Once her best friend met me and vetted me, she told my wife

"Okay, you're right, you can sleep with him"

Yeah, befriending their best friends works great for getting that foot firmly in the door

She's tough too, School Marm, and a Paisana

Works especially well with the Mother Hen type best friends

Charming and Disarming

[Smitty-48]

Yeah, befriending their best friends works great for getting that foot firmly in the door

She's tough too, School Marm, and a Paisana

Works especially the Mother Hen type best friends

Charming and Disarming

Yet her instincts were right,

twenty years later I trust her to protect my wife as I would

And Paisana would, she scares people

[StCapps]

She's tough too, School Marm, and a Paisana

Works especially the Mother Hen type best friends

Charming and Disarming

Yet her instincts were right,

twenty years later I trust her to protect my wife as I would

And Paisana would, she scares people

Turn them from skeptical and protective into cheering on the relationship, wingwoman ftw

Once they vet you, you're good to go

The more protective and the better judge of character that they are, the better it works

[Smitty-48]

Works especially the Mother Hen type best friends

Charming and Disarming

Yet her instincts were right,

twenty years later I trust her to protect my wife as I would

And Paisana would, she scares people

Turn them from skeptical and protective into to your cheering on the relationship, wingwoman ftw

Once they vet you, you're good to go

The more protective and the better judge of character that they are, the better it works

You know who Paisana kinda looks like ? Adele

She's a big girl, but she's cute

She's like a field hockey player, so she's not petite, but she has a very pretty face

She's like a nun, she's never had a man, Mrs Smitty doesn't ask, but thinks she's a virgin still

[StCapps]

Yet her instincts were right,

twenty years later I trust her to protect my wife as I would

And Paisana would, she scares people

Turn them from skeptical and protective into to your cheering on the relationship, wingwoman ftw

Once they vet you, you're good to go

The more protective and the better judge of character that they are, the better it works

You know who Paisana kinda looks like ? Adele

She's a big girl, but she's cute

She's like a field hockey player, so she's not petite, but she has a very pretty face

She's like a nun, she's never had a man, Mrs Smitty doesn't ask, but thinks she's a virgin still

Adele eh? I prefer petite, but cute and curvy works too, nightshift qt ain't petite either, still got a crush on her

Still a virgin?
*thinks dirty thoughts*

[Smitty-48]

Adele eh? I prefer petite, but cute and curvy works too, nightshift qt ain't petite either, still got a crush on her

Still a virgin?
*thinks dirty thoughts*

She a teacher, but not a mom type, more of a nun type

She's like a secular nun, and her thing is that she is so set in her ways that she has no tolerance of men