SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[heydaralon]

I just want this silliness over with.

I hope it never ends, funnest sexiest most comfortable war ever

I hope they order us to shelter in place all summer

I dig the traffic situation, but that's about it. Still a bunch of cars on the road, but no stop and go. Its great. It was like that during the hurricane too.

[heydaralon]

A lot of these drivers out and about are poseurs. They try to act like they can skate, they wear the van's, but they can't. They front like they are essential workers but they are just out dicking around. I only go out to buy liquor and to my job as well as check my PO Box and eat at fast food or buy groceries. These other clowns seriously need to just stay home though. I own these skreets now. King of the Ring Daralon. Lord of the Lanes. Pope of the Passing Lane. Emperor of the Interstate.

[Smitty-48]

I just want this silliness over with.

I hope it never ends, funnest sexiest most comfortable war ever

I hope they order us to shelter in place all summer

I dig the traffic situation, but that's about it. Still a bunch of cars on the road, but no stop and go. Its great. It was like that during the hurricane too.

Thermonuclear cute & hot snuggles with my wife, all the time,

Even when she's working online, she's still cooking and baking barefoot in the kitchen in her jammies,

cornucopia of delights

Get back in your holes, Millennials, this war ain't ending any time soon, embrace the suck

[Smitty-48]

Big Daddy Ford President of Ontario just extended the state of emergency for at least another month

:fist pumps:

Attaboy Dougie, not one step back

[StCapps]

Faking extroversion is not the way to go, being an introvert I just lean into it, especially with extroverted women, opposites attract

I don't need my wife being an extrovert anyways, I like that she's calm, cool and collected, it's lady like

Too much extroversion is no good, balance is key, but I do prefer her to be more extroverted than me so she can coax me out of the shell, while not annoying the fuck out of me, that's the sweet spot

Don't want a Vulcan with no heart or Volatile woman who can't keep her head, opposites attract but that only goes so far

I'm the Vulcan with a heart deep down, so I want an extrovert with a brain deep down, to help melt it for me, while I can be her rock in the storm, fills gaps, synergistic

[C-Mag]

Some fun

Sent By an Anonymous UPS Driver



1) Steve: He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He's sizing me up as I deliver his ammo. Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad: He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new "Bernie Bro" hat at the tape. Brad will not survive. Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy: She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about "The Rona" on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper. She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen: She has called everybody and read them the latest news on "The Rona". She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonald's, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen's kids are currently faking "The Rona" to avoid her. I'm delivering "Hello Kitchen" to her. Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary: Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I'm bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days. Mary will survive and marry Steve. Together they will repopulate the earth.

[Smitty-48]

Too much extroversion is no good, balance is key, but I do prefer her to be more extroverted than me so she can coax me out of the shell, while not annoying the fuck out of me, that's the sweet spot

Don't want a Vulcan with no heart or Volatile who can't keep her head, opposites attract but that only goes so far

I'm the Vulcan with a heart deep down, so I want an extrovert with a brain deep down to help melt it for me, while I bring out the logican in her, fills gaps, synergistic

My sweet girl cousin would be perfect for you, too bad she's married

She's bubbly and outgoing, she's country strong,

but she's still girly, yet she carries herself like a mom, a grown up

She's cute too, although very mom now, so a MILF

[StCapps]

Too much extroversion is no good, balance is key, but I do prefer her to be more extroverted than me so she can coax me out of the shell, while not annoying the fuck out of me, that's the sweet spot

Don't want a Vulcan with no heart or Volatile who can't keep her head, opposites attract but that only goes so far

I'm the Vulcan with a heart deep down, so I want an extrovert with a brain deep down to help melt it for me, while I bring out the logican in her, fills gaps, synergistic

My sweet girl cousin would be perfect for you, too bad she's married

She's bubbly and outgoing, she's country strong,

but she's still girly, yet she carries herself like a mom, a grown up

She's cute too, although very mom now, so a MILF

Sounds perfect for me, except for that married part

[Smitty-48]

Too much extroversion is no good, balance is key, but I do prefer her to be more extroverted than me so she can coax me out of the shell, while not annoying the fuck out of me, that's the sweet spot

Don't want a Vulcan with no heart or Volatile who can't keep her head, opposites attract but that only goes so far

I'm the Vulcan with a heart deep down, so I want an extrovert with a brain deep down to help melt it for me, while I bring out the logican in her, fills gaps, synergistic

My sweet girl cousin would be perfect for you, too bad she's married

She's bubbly and outgoing, she's country strong,

but she's still girly, yet she carries herself like a mom, a grown up

She's cute too, although very mom now, so a MILF

Sounds perfect for me, except for that married part

Married to a navy guy, I don't know much about him

Apparently he has ptsd, I don't know if was deployed to Afghanistan or what

I'm just reconnecting with my girl cousin right now, she's the one I know, the one I missed

Not quite daughter I never knew, but in that ballpark actually :bites lip:

[StCapps]

Rocky is my brothers favorite movie, he's the heart on his sleeve guy who needs to be reigned in by the chill introvert, thankfully he found his Adrian, so the fills gap thing is totally going in the wedding speech

Rocky analogy ftw