SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by StCapps » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:15 am

Nightshift qt is a German Episcopalian, quite religious, respiratory nurse who works with little kids most of the time, wears her heart on her sleeve, and it's a heart of gold.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer FTW

She speaks more Italian than I do, big Andrea Bocelli fan. She be learning languages in her spare time and shit, working on her Spanish and German too, so fucking hot

We both left work at the same time and saw her with her hair down for the first time as a result, she's even hotter than I thought she was.
*bites fist*

As cute as she is, especially FOAB, her thermonuclear heart is the real selling point

Her boyfriend picked her up, that lucky fucker, if he somehow fucks it up anytime soon, I am so swooping in, I get the feeling the odds of that are low though
*yip*

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by StCapps » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:03 am

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OMG! ITS STONE COLD DOUG FORD, WHIPPING THE HELL OUT OF CORONA!

STRIKING ANYTHING THAT BY GOD MOVES, KING! FORD HAS PARTED THE RED SEA!

STUNNER! ANOTHER STUNNER! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

THE WHOLE GAME CHANGED WHEN FORD GOT HERE! THE ONTARIO RATTLESNAKE IS ON FIRE!
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Xenophon » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:10 am

"Stone Cold Doug Ford came up to the podium."

"What?"

"Drank a few beers."

"What?"

"Whipped Corona's ass."

"What?"

"Drank some more beers."

"What?"

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by StCapps » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:13 am

Xenophon wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:10 am
"Stone Cold Doug Ford came up to the podium."

"What?"

"Drank a few beers."

"What?"

"Whipped Corona's ass."

"What?"

"Drank some more beers."

"What?"
WHAT?!
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Xenophon » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:37 am

German study on mortality rate: https://www.tagesschau.de/regional/nord ... g-101.html
The study also makes new statements on the coronavirus mortality rate. So far, the renowned Johns Hopkins University assumes that 1.98 percent of those infected die in Germany. Due to the fact that the Heinsberger study now also includes previously undiscovered infections and the total number of corona sufferers is higher, the death rate for Gangelt is only 0.37 percent.
This trends with what other studies are showing, that the death rate is much lower, because the infection rate is much higher than was originally posited. Sounds like good news to me. My cousin just recently got over COVID-19, only experienced night fevers and lethargy. He smokes like a freight train, too, and experienced no congestion.

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Post by Montegriffo » Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:03 am

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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:07 am

For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:30 am

StCapps wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:15 am

She speaks more Italian than I do, big Andrea Bocelli fan.
Oh snap.

:bites lip & fist:

Nec Aspera Terrent

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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by StCapps » Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:40 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:30 am
StCapps wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:15 am

She speaks more Italian than I do, big Andrea Bocelli fan.
Oh snap.

:bites lip & fist:

I know, right?

Lip Fist Bite 9000

She a smokeshow
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Smitty-48 » Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:46 am

StCapps wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:40 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:30 am
StCapps wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:15 am

She speaks more Italian than I do, big Andrea Bocelli fan.
Oh snap.

:bites lip & fist:

I know, right?

Lip Fist Bite 9000

She a smokeshow
Gawd, I got a crush on her now

Her man is a lucky guy too :gang sign:

Nec Aspera Terrent