Food and drink

[Smitty-48]

If I wasn't in job jail right now, I'd be getting high as giraffe pussy, roll them if you got em'

Sitting in my outdoor room smoking a joint, with a wine, a whiskey, and a beer, stacked up ready to go

salut !

Atta boy

Roll Them Shakers

Living vicariously through Smitty in job jail ftw

I'll sip the wine, then sip the whiskey, but I'ma gonna chug this beer first :chugs:

[TheReal_ND]

[Manwithnoname]

I’m not sure how those nitwits managed to get hold of a blue tongue lizard but I hope he bites one of them. Those fuckers have jaws like a vice.
They are actually handy critters to have around. Where I grew up you’d kill at least a couple of tiger and brown snakes a year (both very deadly) but whenever blue tongues were around the snakes weren’t. Not sure how it works... if they eat the eggs or the babies, or if they compete for the same food, something else, but finding blue tongues in the garden was always a good thing.

[StCapps]

Hehe, funny lizard

[Manwithnoname]

Hehe, funny lizard

Make fun of our reptiles at your own peril

[StCapps]

Hehe, funny lizard

Make fun of our reptiles at your own peril

It's not an insult, it's a compliment
/shrugs

Simmer down Australian Pesche

[Montegriffo]

Do you have any wildlife in Australia that can't kill or seriously harm you?

[Manwithnoname]

Do you have any wildlife in Australia that can't kill or seriously harm you?

I saw a snail once but I think it had fangs

[Montegriffo]

Do you have any wildlife in Australia that can't kill or seriously harm you?

I saw a snail once but I think it had fangs

Almost certainly venemous. I mean, even those cute bears with clemidia hang around in trees all day waiting for a chance to drop into some unsuspecting tourist and savage them to death.
New Zealand sounds so much nicer.

[The Conservative]

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Wife got for Mother’s Day

Eggs Benedict with maple sausage For breakfast.

Dinner was Beef Wellington with roasted vegetable spears and from scratch carrot soup.

My only complaint was the kid at the deli didn't know how to cut prosciutto, so it's not as tight as it normally should have been.