Happy Easter

[StCapps]

[Montegriffo]

Anyone can cook. If you can read you can follow a recipe.
All it takes is patience and a little practice.
When people say ''I can't cook'' what they mean is they don't like to cook.
Food is not only one of life's pleasures it is also a necessity so not learning at least a few good dishes is crazy to me.

[heydaralon]

I have no booze right now unfortunately but I am as high as giraffe pussy, another silver lining

I got some BOGO Landshark at the store I work at, which was pretty cool. I'm not really a beer afficiando at all, but I'm not too picky. I do like Landshark a lot though. I don't have any liquor atm which is unacceptable, but it is what it is.

I'm a PSW, at the hardest hit retirement residence in Hamilton

COVID Outbreak Central, only place I'd be more likely to catch it is working at a hospital

Damn that is ground zero. I'm sorry you gotta deal with that shit. A lady who works at the deli at my store just quit her other job at a nursing home because four people there had it. Another girl I know works at a daycare type place where people drop off their elderly relatives while they work. She got sent home because someone there had it or something.

This shit has made me slightly OCD at work (as an essential lmao retail worker) so now I keep a hand sanitizer pump bottle in my car and use it as soon as I sit down. I have to sanitize my phone, my debit card, the keys, the steering wheel etc. At work I am washing my hands dozens of times per day. I feel like Howard Hughes in the Aviator lol.

[Montegriffo]

Happy Easter to you too Nuke.
Sending my love to a hero of the logistics war...

[StCapps]

Me & Mrs Smitty are here for you, bro

Thanks man, appreciate it

I've got The Smitty's six

Mrs Smitty is nicest lady I've never met or talked to by a considerable margin

Tell her that I hope she is having the best Easter ever, just like her husband, perpetual and contagious good mood ftw

[Montegriffo]

Workers in care homes and sellers of groceries too. You are all heroes and may Gaia protect you.

[Smitty-48]

I think it's fine to be away from family, like I don't miss going to my inlaws

It's not bad, they treat me well, but it's not central

So long as their youngest daughter is with me, white girl cute feet, I'm a very happy man

With John Rambo Jesus in his church of the big sky, it climbs to transcendent joy

[Smitty-48]

Me & Mrs Smitty are here for you, bro

Thanks man, appreciate it

I've got The Smitty's six

Mrs Smitty is nicest lady I've never met or talked to by a considerable margin

Tell her that I hope she is having the best Easter ever, just like her husband, perpetual and contagious good mood ftw

I talk about you constantly, Steve says this, Steve says that, she feels like she already knows you well

Sends her hugs & kisses

[StCapps]

When people say ''I can't cook'' what they mean is they don't like to cook.

*yip*
/shurgs

[Smitty-48]

I called the audible to Mrs Smitty for the Fillet Mignon Frittes play

She upgraded the frittes to poutine, fuck yeah