SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Just play it like Smitty, send her back to her man after you find out, don't crush your soul with that shit

He sent her to me when he sent her away, hot headed break up,

Was home free, went after Waingro

I saved his ass from himself when I sent her back with my compliments

[Smitty-48]

Did naughty things to her tho

Made her do naughty things for me

Made her say it out loud as she did

:bites fist 9000:

[StCapps]

Just play it like Smitty, send her back to her man after you find out, don't crush your soul with that shit

He sent her to me when he sent her away, hot headed break up,

Was home free, went after Waingro

I saved his ass from himself when I sent her back with my compliments

Did naughty things to her tho

Made her do naughty things for me

Made her say it out loud as she did

:bites fist 9000:

Like A Boss

[Smitty-48]

Like A Boss

Short hot one month love affair, with all the feexins

Still seared into my memory in great detail by the sheer nuclear hotness of it

So fucking romantic

[Smitty-48]

Pasty Kensit with the right amount of puppy fat,

NLM 9000 with an Austrian accent, in her prime

My compliments

:toasts:

[StCapps]

Pasty Kensit with the right amount of puppy fat,

NLM 9000 with an Austrian accent, in her prime

My compliments

:toasts:

Prime NLM FTW

[Smitty-48]

Prime NLM FTW

When I sent her back to her man with my compliments ; she cried

So fucking romantic biting her pouty little lip, sobbing

Fuck, I'm giving myself a chubb dogg now, just thinking about it

Conquest, with your honor intact

Praise the Lord

[Smitty-48]

I don't do long distance relationship

Puppy love marriage army girlfriend while on deployment, okay

But fuck buddies on the other side of the world ?

Fool's errand

So it had to end at some point, I just made the first move, seized the initiative

So it was a win rather than a let down

Didn't let the putty rule me, I ruled the putty

[Smitty-48]

Not going to say I got bored with her because you'd never bore of this sort of NLM

None the less, I had pretty much made her do every naughty thing still remotely dignified by that point anyways

So I wasn't opposed to looking for a whole new girlfriend because I certainly was always on the make back then

Just one at a time tho, because fucking is not enough for me, I need a love affair, even if brief

[Smitty-48]

Not to mention that I always wanted a waf

This was a sacred mission, I wasn't out to crush young girls souls

I treated them like ladies at all times, and honorably

Because one might be my future wife, you don't know

Prolly not marrying an Austrian tho,

so end it honorably, with my compliments

Never disrespected his girl, it was a love affair