The Good News Thread

[StCapps]

It's sensitive classified information of course

As it should be

[Smitty-48]

It's sensitive classified information of course

As it should be

She was worried that I was going to be a Capps about it

We were making out in da club, Velvet Underground

She pulls back, bites her lip, says she has something she has to tell me

What could it be ?

She has a tattoo

Of what ?

Steps back, unbuckles her jeans, shows me :bites fist 9000:

[StCapps]

It's sensitive classified information of course

As it should be

She was worried that I was going to be a Capps about it

We were making out in da club, Velvet Underground

She pulls back, bites her lip, says she has something she has to tell me

What could it be ?

She has a tattoo

Of what ?

Steps back, unbuckles her jeans, shows me :bites fist 9000:

Well if it's as tiny and tasteful as you claim, Capps wouldn't even be Capps about it, especially if she's as big of a prize as Dorthy Gale

I would simply playfully tease her about it, like you do

There is an exception to every rule, there are just extremely few exceptions to this rule for me

[Smitty-48]

As it should be

She was worried that I was going to be a Capps about it

We were making out in da club, Velvet Underground

She pulls back, bites her lip, says she has something she has to tell me

What could it be ?

She has a tattoo

Of what ?

Steps back, unbuckles her jeans, shows me :bites fist 9000:

Well if it's as tiny and tasteful as you claim

It's really well done, I knew what it was, and I knew she was cultured at the sight of it

Not that I wasn't already madly head over heels in love with her, but it just got better and better

North German Hotties FTW

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer

https://archive.org/details/mr.bondpowerlevel

[Smitty-48]

What's funny is that all my friends call my wife 'Mrs Smitty'

I call her Dorothy Gale, but she is Mrs Smitty IRL

She's breaking out the Redemption Lasagna for lunch

Corso Italia

[Smitty-48]

Redemption Lasagna served on the patio with wine

Mad stacks of dope pre rolled phatties

Automatic weapons lying around

Like fuckin' Tony Montana up in here

[Montegriffo]

Redemption Lasagna served on the patio with wine

Mad stacks of dope pre rolled phatties

Automatic weapons lying around

Like fuckin' Tony Montana up in here

I thought you were a bong man.

[Smitty-48]

Redemption Lasagna served on the patio with wine

Mad stacks of dope pre rolled phatties

Automatic weapons lying around

Like fuckin' Tony Montana up in here

I thought you were a bong man.

I ran out of pipe screens, so I switched to rolling, wartime conditions

[Montegriffo]

Redemption Lasagna served on the patio with wine

Mad stacks of dope pre rolled phatties

Automatic weapons lying around

Like fuckin' Tony Montana up in here

I thought you were a bong man.

I ran out of pipe screens, so I switched to rolling, wartime conditions

The hardships we have to endure...

[Smitty-48]

I actually just switched to a bong to conserve dope

You waste a lot of dope on a jay

The bong is one puff as needed, nothing wasted

But now that the Black Swan is here, I'm living in the now like there is no tommorow

So no dope rationing, fuck it, smoke it all so long as Canada Post keeps backing that shit up to my door