The Good News Thread

[Montegriffo]

I've got one pair of work boots, one pair of Wellington boots, a pair of sandals and a pair of canvas plimsoles.
Anything else is overconsumption and Gaia disapproves.

[Smitty-48]

Champagne lifestyle on a brown ale budget.

We only have one walk-in closet

Her shoe closet

Walk-in closet, all shoes

It was a dream of hers

Dual Income No Kids

WGCF

Nukedog Knows

Makes her easy to shop for, then I get a little fashion show, parades up in down in her new shoes

There's levels to this shit

[Smitty-48]

Oddly enough for a princess, she's not into jewellery, doesn't even have her ears pierced

Just wears my rings, engagement & wedding

Otherwise just clothes & shoes

Although she does have a Fitbit watch

Working out like a demon right now, on her $2000.00 Nordictrack

[Smitty-48]

She has one tiny little tattoo, in a private spot

When I tease her about being a Millennial I invoke it as evidence

You got inked, bitch, that's so Millennial

"I am NOT a Millennial, stop saying that !"

:chortles:

[StCapps]

She has one tiny little tattoo, in a private spot

When I tease her about being a Millennial I invoke it as evidence

You got inked, bitch, that's so Millennial

"I am NOT a Millennial, stop saying that !"

:chortles:

Fake Mad FTW

Not a fan of tats on chicks at all, but if they are going to have one, tiny is a must

[Montegriffo]

She has one tiny little tattoo, in a private spot

When I tease her about being a Millennial I invoke it as evidence

You got inked, bitch, that's so Millennial

"I am NOT a Millennial, stop saying that !"

:chortles:

Tramp stamp.

[Smitty-48]

She has one tiny little tattoo, in a private spot

When I tease her about being a Millennial I invoke it as evidence

You got inked, bitch, that's so Millennial

"I am NOT a Millennial, stop saying that !"

:chortles:

Fake Mad FTW

Not a fan of tats on chicks at all, but if they are going to have one, tiny is a must

Tiny and tasteful and only I ever see it

Pretty fucking sexy actually :bites fist:

Instead of jewellery she gets her nails did

She also uses this flattening iron on her hair

Makes it completely strait and shiny

Smitty Crockett 9000

[Smitty-48]

She has one tiny little tattoo, in a private spot

When I tease her about being a Millennial I invoke it as evidence

You got inked, bitch, that's so Millennial

"I am NOT a Millennial, stop saying that !"

:chortles:

Tramp stamp.

My wife is no tramp, you wouldn't say that to my face

[Smitty-48]

She's a good girl, she just had her little Goth Rocker phase

That's how she was when we were young

NLM 9000 wearing the CFMB's

:bites fist:

[StCapps]

Tiny and tasteful and only I ever see it

Pretty fucking sexy actually :bites fist:

Instead of jewellery she gets her nails did

She also uses this flattening iron on her hair

Makes it completely strait and shiny

Smitty Crockett 9000

Tiny, tasteful and only I ever see it is the way to go if a woman is going to get a tat, but even then, no tats is still better

Too each their own though, but if a woman has a tat, it's real hard for me not to think, you'd be so much hotter without this, wtf