SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[DrYouth]

It's like a damage report

The ship has taken this damage and that damage and the enemy ship is coming around for another pass

Well I guess if you're inspecting the ship... it's good info to have...

Otherwise can be tiresome.

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty is a bit of a Vulcan too

She bottles it all up

When I come aboard her, I literally grab her by the shoulders and pin her to look her in the eyes

"I loved you from the moment I saw you, I love you more than life itself, I will love you till the the day that I die"

"And you're looking so gorgeous right now I just want to take you to bed"

I hit her up with the Bradley Cooper, then she melts and goes GaGa for me

[Smitty-48]

So fucking romantic

This is what I live for

[Smitty-48]

It's like the Paisana at the wedding, she asked my buddy if the "American Guy" is cute

He said he didn't know, "but he's pretty bad ass and his wife is gorgeous and he's head over heels for her"

So I think the Paisana was coming in looking to test me, test my resolve for my wife

[Smitty-48]

And she was a qt, it did stroke my ego, If I could just hand her off to Capps I would,

but I honestly don't know her, never met her before nor since

I honestly can't even remember her name

[DrYouth]

Mrs Smitty is a bit of a Vulcan too

She bottles it all up

Eh... well...

I'm mostly Vulcan myself... and certainly my ma still is.

Which is why the Shrink thing was so fascinating for me..

I could study emotions through a microscope...

Then I went into deep studies in Somatic Experiencing and found compartments I never even knew about... and cleaned em out... all the way back to infancy... and hell maybe a few generations back for all I know...

Completely Transformational...

I'm a new man.

So lots of respect for the Vulcans. >Vulcan salute<
Live long and prosper

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty is a bit of a Vulcan too

She bottles it all up

Eh... well...

I'm mostly Vulcan myself... and certainly my ma still is.

Which is why the Shrink thing was so fascinating for me..

I could study emotions through a microscope...

Then I went into deep studies in Somatic Experiencing and found compartments I never even knew about... and cleaned em out... all the way back to infancy... and hell maybe a few generations back for all I know...

Completely Transformational...

I'm a new man.

So lots of respect for the Vulcans.

It's not my place to tell another man how to run his wife, but I think you should go Smitty Cooper on her

Now is the time, pin her down, look her in the eyes, say it all with your heart on your sleeve

best sex you'll ever have

[DrYouth]

It's not my place to tell another man how to run his wife, but I think you should go Smitty Cooper on her

Now is the time, pin her down, look her in the eyes, say it all with your heart on your sleeve

best sex you'll ever have

Dude...

My wife is no Vulcan...

I'm the Vulcan.

You should tell her to do that to me.

That shit only works on Vulcans.

That would freak her out... she chose a Vulcan for a reason...

SHe needs a subtler approach... and don't worry... I'm Captain Kirk now... I know my way into her panties.

[Smitty-48]

It's not my place to tell another man how to run his wife, but I think you should go Smitty Cooper on her

Now is the time, pin her down, look her in the eyes, say it all with your heart on your sleeve

best sex you'll ever have

Dude...

My wife is no Vulcan...

I'm the Vulcan.

You should tell her to do that to me.

That shit only works on Vulcans.

That would freak her out... she chose a Vulcan for a reason...

SHe needs a subtler approach... and don't worry... I'm Captain Kirk now... I know my way into her panties.

There's orgasms and then there's orgasms

There is the pretty mouth when she cums all over you

And then there is a pretty face cumming all over you in a state of transcendent joy and true love

If you're happy, I'm happy, but I'm married to a Vulcan, so I TACAMO, because she won't take it there first

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty admits that she is a Vulcan

She tries to express her love for me by going out of her way all the time to do nice things for me

By working out like a demon to look good for me in her little office girl outfits

I know it, and I tell her all the time how much I appreciate it

But then I go beyond telling, I show her, with my big blue eyes and rock hard cock for her

Life & death & love is what sex is all about

So fucking romantic