SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

The chick was Eyetalian too, Paisana, you would have melted down for her on the spot

She kept touching my leg when she talking to me and I had rock hard cock, couldn't get up from the table

Paisana Trump Supporter Eh? Sold.

And done up to the nines in her hottest outfit for the wedding, hair did, nails did, plunging neckline cleavage

Small breasts, but perfect

If only I was there, damn

[Smitty-48]

Now she says "and you were encouraging her, Flirty Man !"

I'm going to drop it before I get in trouble

You were, Mrs Smitty is right.
You'd better put up another mosquito net or you'll be making your own lunch.

Impossible to resist, my wife is sitting right there, and yet the chick is coming on to me

I wasn't going home with that chick, but man that was fun

[Smitty-48]

Paisana Trump Supporter Eh? Sold.

And done up to the nines in her hottest outfit for the wedding, hair did, nails did, plunging neckline cleavage

Small breasts, but perfect

If only I was there, damn

Seriously, because she's available, she's got kids, but she's divorced

Looks young for her age too, same as Mrs Smitty

The only hiccup is that she lives in Pennsylvania

[Hastur]

Propane mosquito traps are the shit. They don't just keep them away but kills them as well. You really notice the population dwindling after a couple of days. Useless against gnats like Black flies though.

[Montegriffo]

Now she says "and you were encouraging her, Flirty Man !"

I'm going to drop it before I get in trouble

You were, Mrs Smitty is right.
You'd better put up another mosquito net or you'll be making your own lunch.

Impossible to resist, my wife is sitting right there, and yet the chick is coming on to me

I wasn't going home with that chick, but man that was fun

Well, obviously the chivalrous thing to do would have been to ask your dear wife for a dance before your flirtations made it impossible for you to stand up without giving away what you had on your mind.

[Smitty-48]

You were, Mrs Smitty is right.
You'd better put up another mosquito net or you'll be making your own lunch.

Impossible to resist, my wife is sitting right there, and yet the chick is coming on to me

I wasn't going home with that chick, but man that was fun

Well, obviously the chivalrous thing to do would have been to ask your dear wife for a dance before your flirtations made it impossible for you to stand up without giving away what you had on your mind.

This was the dinner portion, we didn't even stay for the dancing after, Mrs Smitty basically gave me marching orders "we are leaving"

[StCapps]

Mrs Smitty would have been jealous regardless of how Smitty played it, there was nothing he could have done to avoid it
/shrugs

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty would have been jealous regardless of how Smitty played it, there was nothing he could have done to avoid it
/shrugs

I did feel good for the broad to be coming on to me and she was my type, I wasn't going to beat her off with a stick, I wasn't going home with her neither

My buddy specifically sat her next to me in the wedding plan because she was American and I was the only other American there, so he thought we would get along

[StCapps]

Like I said, women being temporarily annoyed is not always a bad thing, especially if they are hot when they are mad, and you're gonna get hot make up sex later.

Monte is giving rookie advice, obsequious is boring, just the right amount of jealousy gets you hot sex, too much and you'll deeply regret it though, so watch your step.

[Smitty-48]

Like I said, women being temporarily annoyed is not always a bad thing, especially if they are hot when they are mad, and you're gonna get hot make up sex later. Monte is giving rookie advice.

My buddy was right too, she was very American by sticking with the only American there

She had nothing to say to a bunch of Canadian lefties from Toronto