The Good News Thread

[Smitty-48]

Like I always wanted a waf

But in my twenties I was a qt so I just partied all the time

I was trying to figure out what kind of girl I wanted to marry

My army girlfriend was wrong for me, it was lust not love

That way, when I met Mrs Smitty and we were inseparable as both lovers & friends, right away ?

I knew I was at the Sea of Tranquility

[Smitty-48]

So is she. By the time she's creeping up on thirty, she might be where I am now. Like I said I'm not in a rush, it's just an eventually thing, unless she is dead set against it happening ever, that ain't a dealbreaker.

The hour glass on my baby making window is a lot larger than hers, my dad is 6 years older than my Mom, you are making too much of the age difference. Hell the age gap between you and your wife is larger than between me and your niece.

I think it's a dead end, you have to be able to spot the right targets, like that Raofi chick at 35, that's what you want

It might be a dead end, but I wouldn't totally write it off just yet, the not being asian thing seems like a greater roadblock than the age gap. But I certainly wouldn't write off a Raofi-type either, that's closer to what I want, it's true.

If you're a qt you can always get a foot in the door

I was blessed by the God of the Hebrews with boyish good looks & charms and I have traded on them

[StCapps]

I think it's a dead end, you have to be able to spot the right targets, like that Raofi chick at 35, that's what you want

It might be a dead end, but I wouldn't totally write it off just yet, the not being asian thing seems like a greater roadblock than the age gap. But I certainly wouldn't write off a Raofi-type either, that's closer to what I want, it's true.

If you're a qt you can always get a foot in the door

I was blessed by the God of the Hebrews with boyish good looks & charms and I have traded on them

I'm less blessed in that way, but some of it is fixable, unfortunately I'm a lazy fuck. I do have big bluey-grey eyes though, chicks dig it.

[Smitty-48]

The Lord also made me a father who was a complete hound dog so constantly on the make and very good at it

So I studied at the foot of the master

[heydaralon]

Like I always wanted a waf

But in my twenties I was a qt so I just partied all the time

I was trying to figure out what kind of girl I wanted to marry

My army girlfriend was wrong for me, it was lust not love

That way, when I met Mrs Smitty and we were inseparable as both lovers & friends, right away ?

I knew I was at the Sea of Tranquility

You said you met your wife in a pro IRA bar right? Out of curiosity, what was she doing there, and how did you end up there?

In a fight, who do you think would win (on average) an Irishman or a Scotsman?

[StCapps]

The Lord also made me a father who was a complete hound dog so constantly on the make and very good at it

So I studied at the foot of the master

Yeah, that definitely is a big help.

[Smitty-48]

Like I always wanted a waf

But in my twenties I was a qt so I just partied all the time

I was trying to figure out what kind of girl I wanted to marry

My army girlfriend was wrong for me, it was lust not love

That way, when I met Mrs Smitty and we were inseparable as both lovers & friends, right away ?

I knew I was at the Sea of Tranquility

You said you met your wife in a pro IRA bar right? Out of curiosity, what was she doing there, and how did you end up there?

McVeigh's New Windsor House Tavern

I was working as Regular Support Staff (RSS) for an Army Reserve unit

By this time I was sick of the chickenshit at battalion, I was getting into trouble,

the Chief of Defence Staff now was the DCO riding my ass then for being a hooligan

but once you have been in awhile, you make the connects to get the sweet gigs

So to get me away from the troubles, my buddy got me a posting, back to Toronto

So the Windsor was our bar, that's where we went after work, our local pup

Mrs Smitty was out with her friends from college

One of her college friends got drunk and started throwing herself at us

I looked past her to the girl standing in the corner talking to this huge fat Arab dude

She turned around, and it was Dorothy Gale and my jaw dropped

[Smitty-48]

Luckily, this was right after a parade called the Formal Dismissal

This is where the RSM checks your parade uniforms and you practice drill

So I was in my DEU Number Two Dress Patrol uniform

So I looked like a million bucks Mrs Smitty says

[Smitty-48]

I tease Mrs Smitty that I stole her away from the giant fat Arab dude she was with

"I was NOT with him, he was just somebody I knew in college !"

[Smitty-48]

In a fight, who do you think would win (on average) an Irishman or a Scotsman?

Irish is not a monolith, I'm an Ulster Orangemen who fights with the Lowland Scots

We win simply by not being subjects to the Whore of Babylon, but rather Her Majesty