The Good News Thread

[Smitty-48]

Like Me and Batshit Moms are early Gen X

So we are both older and bolder, we are sexual animals, we talk about sexy shit

Mrs Smitty & my niece are the good girls, they are shy about sex

I'm patient and persistent, so that will simply work in my favor. Good Girls FTW, innocence is hot, I'd prefer that to a fellow degenerate, opposites attract.

Innocence is hot when it comes to my wife, when it comes to my niece, I side with Batshit Moms : lock her up

[StCapps]

Like Me and Batshit Moms are early Gen X

So we are both older and bolder, we are sexual animals, we talk about sexy shit

Mrs Smitty & my niece are the good girls, they are shy about sex

I'm patient and persistent, so that will simply work in my favor. Good Girls FTW, innocence is hot, I'd prefer that to a fellow degenerate, opposites attract.

Innocence is hot when it comes to my wife, when it comes to my niece, I side with Batshit Moms : lock her up

Well she ain't my niece, so it's hot.

[Smitty-48]

I'm patient and persistent, so that will simply work in my favor. Good Girls FTW, innocence is hot, I'd prefer that to a fellow degenerate, opposites attract.

Innocence is hot when it comes to my wife, when it comes to my niece, I side with Batshit Moms : lock her up

Well she ain't my niece, so it's hot.

Me & Batshit Moms just want her to stop dating Asians because you can't marry into the Tribe so it's going nowhere

Batshit Moms wants to be a Batshit Grandmoms, but Puerto Rican & Korean don't mix

[StCapps]

I can be a tease too, most guys simply lack the discipline and patience to flip the script, so they make moves way too early and torpedo themselves. Let them come to me, let the hard to get shy innocent girls chase for once, chicks dig it.

[Smitty-48]

I can be a tease too, most guys simply lack the discipline and patience to flip the script, so they make moves way too early and torpedo themselves. Let them come to me, let the hard to get chase for once, chicks dig it.

Oh I'm a huge tease, I flirt with every bird I meet, I flirt with old ladies just to cheer them up

[StCapps]

If you make them chase, they want it more.

We pursue that which retreats from us.

Don't need to pull the trigger at every opportunity, wait for the optimal shot before you pull the trigger, let the sexual tension build.

Maverick Knows.

[Smitty-48]

If you make them chase, they want it more. Don't need to pull the trigger at every opportunity, wait for the optimal shot before you pull the trigger, let the sexual tension build. Maverick Knows.

Millennial chicks pay me no mind, I'm a "Boomer"

but Boomer chicks love me, unlike dorky Millennials, Boomer chicks are hot for cool

I'm not attracted to Millennial chicks because they seem like kids to me, annoying brats

Plus chicks my age go out of their way to be hot, whereas Millennial chicks go out of their way to be frumpy

[StCapps]

Plus chicks my age go out of their way to be hot, whereas Millennial chicks go out of their way to be frumpy

I fucking hate that. So many Millenial chicks deliberately making themselves less attractive even when they have plenty to work with, such bullshit.

[Smitty-48]

Now that I am an old man, younger people look way younger, older people look way younger to me now too

Moms don't look older to me anymore, they look young

If they are a qt they are a qt,

if they have a nice little bod, they have a nice little bod,

if they got a purdy mouth, they gotta purdy mouth,

I don't see the age lines, I still like to look them in their big blue eyes just to make them blush

[Smitty-48]

Plus chicks my age go out of their way to be hot, whereas Millennial chicks go out of their way to be frumpy

I fucking hate that. So many Millenial chicks deliberately making themselves less attractive even when they have plenty to work with, such bullshit.

I'm not going to lie and say that the fact that Mrs Smitty looks young for her age is not extremely attractive

But it's the way she carries herself too, it's a style thing too, she's the opposite of frumpy

My favorite is office girl outfits, dolled up, but classy