The Good News Thread

[StCapps]

#FreeSmitty'sNiece

Atta girl, Dorthy Gale.

[Smitty-48]

Our sister flipped out about it, practically a nervous breakdown

She started doing crazy shit, hiding her passport to try to stop her, shit like that

So then Mrs Smitty got her out, gave her everything she needed to get away

Batshit Moms has not forgiven Mrs Smitty for it, it's been frosty between them ever since

Poor girl cooped up with a SIFCLF mom, that's gotta suck.

I don't encourage the SIFCLFing, I don't discourage it neither

When she asks me something, I just give my professional military assessment, that's my role

If she asks me what she should do, I say I am only an NCO, you are in command, you must decide

She likes that

[StCapps]

Well at least she's safe, even if she's cooped up with a SIFCLF. I'll wade out into the minefield for her, no biggie.

[Smitty-48]

#FreeSmitty'sNiece

Atta girl, Dorthy Gale.

It doesn't bother me that Batshit Moms has her locked down, too bad, so sad, shelter in place is an order

I had my cop buddy in Toronto call Batshit Moms, told her if she has any problems, call him direct on his phone

So now I'm just that much more Alpha to Batshit Moms

I'm golden, and that's where I like to be, this is a spat between the officers, Sergeant Major Higgins stays out of it

[Smitty-48]

Well at least she's safe, even if she's cooped up with a SIFCLF. I'll wade out into the minefield for her, no biggie.

She's too young for you, she's still just a kid really, she has no interest in marriage nor making babies right now

[StCapps]

Well at least she's safe, even if she's cooped up with a SIFCLF. I'll wade out into the minefield for her, no biggie.

She's too young for you, she's still just a kid really, she has no interest in marriage nor making babies right now

How old?

[Smitty-48]

Well at least she's safe, even if she's cooped up with a SIFCLF. I'll wade out into the minefield for her, no biggie.

She's too young for you, she's still just a kid really, she has no interest in marriage nor making babies right now

How old?

24 I think, maybe she's 25 now, but she's all about adventures right now, she's not looking for a steady

She is kind of prudish like a Millennial, not asexual as some, but still a brutal tease

[StCapps]

She's too young for you, she's still just a kid really, she has no interest in marriage nor making babies right now

How old?

24 I think, maybe she's 25 now, but she's all about adventures right now, she's not looking for a steady

She is kind of prudish like a Millennial, not asexual as some, but still a brutal tease

That's old enough, especially considering she's an old soul. I'm not in a rush to have to kids, it's just an eventually thing. She might not be looking for a steady now, but she might change her mind if she finds the right guy. Gotta know she's actually compatible before I consider her as potential "steady" material anyway.

[Smitty-48]

Like Me and Batshit Moms are early Gen X

So we are both older and bolder, we are sexual animals, we talk about sexy shit

Mrs Smitty & my niece are the good girls, they are shy about sex

[StCapps]

Like Me and Batshit Moms are early Gen X

So we are both older and bolder, we are sexual animals, we talk about sexy shit

Mrs Smitty & my niece are the good girls, they are shy about sex

I'm patient and persistent, so that will simply work in my favor. Good Girls FTW, innocence is hot, I'd prefer that to a fellow degenerate, opposites attract.