SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

If Mrs Smitty has a fatal flaw, it's clumsiness

She falls down and goes boom a lot

Is that what you tell Police?

jk, btw.

My dog did jump up and headbutt her by accident

I said, oh great, now people are going think I smack you around

My bitch dog, Shakima Greggs, she's a wild child, she causes all sort of trouble

The last I time I panicked was when she went bolter and took off into the woods, then got lost

Mrs Smiity was losing her shit, total panic, but I had an adrenaline dump off it as well

Once again, immediate action, went out into the woods to the rescue

Mrs Smitty was on the side of the road crying, hysterical

when big strong man came around the corner with the lost dog in the front seat of the truck

So hawt. :flexes:

[StCapps]

My bitch dog, Shakima Greggs, she's a wild child, she causes all sort of trouble

Just like her namesake.

[Montegriffo]

You said it was from bats coughing on people. Bats don't care if you are vegan, vegetarian, or a meat-eater. They will cough on any of them.

It was most likely caused by a vegetarian working in the lab who thought they knew better than the meat eaters who trained them and made the stupid mistake that let the virus out of the lab.

People weren't buying bats as pets.

Most meat eating nations don't have wet markets, the Chicoms do. Again all goes back to the Chicom Faggots, no matter how you spin it, they fucked up really bad, it's not a question of "if they fucked up", it's a question of "how they fucked up".

They still have them all over Europe. The market in my little village in France has a whole field set aside just for the birds. Then there's rabbits, sheep, goats, pigs, cattle, all on the hoof.
I was there during the last bird flu epidemic and they had to stop selling live birds for several months.
The only real difference is better animal welfare standards and no slaughtering at the market.

[StCapps]

People weren't buying bats as pets.

Most meat eating nations don't have wet markets, the Chicoms do. Again all goes back to the Chicom Faggots, no matter how you spin it, they fucked up really bad, it's not a question of "if they fucked up", it's a question of "how they fucked up".

They still have them all over Europe. The market in my little village in France has a whole field set aside just for the birds. Then there's rabbits, sheep, goats, pigs, cattle, all on the hoof.
I was there during the last bird flu epidemic and they had to stop selling live birds for several months.
The only real difference is better animal welfare standards and no slaughtering at the market.

The one's in Europe don't sell bats or pangolins. Coronavirus could never have come from European markets. This is on the Chicom Exotic Meat Eaters, not on all meat eaters in general.

Stop defending the Chicoms, this is on them dude, your Closet Communism is showing.

[Montegriffo]

Most meat eating nations don't have wet markets, the Chicoms do. Again all goes back to the Chicom Faggots, no matter how you spin it, they fucked up really bad, it's not a question of "if they fucked up", it's a question of "how they fucked up".

They still have them all over Europe. The market in my little village in France has a whole field set aside just for the birds. Then there's rabbits, sheep, goats, pigs, cattle, all on the hoof.
I was there during the last bird flu epidemic and they had to stop selling live birds for several months.
The only real difference is better animal welfare standards and no slaughtering at the market.

The one's in Europe don't sell bats or pangolins. Coronavirus could never have come from European markets. This is on the Chicom Exotic Meat Eaters, not on all meat eaters in general.

Bird flu doesn't come from bats or pangolin.
Nor does TB or smallpox.
They all come from western livestock.

[StCapps]

They still have them all over Europe. The market in my little village in France has a whole field set aside just for the birds. Then there's rabbits, sheep, goats, pigs, cattle, all on the hoof.
I was there during the last bird flu epidemic and they had to stop selling live birds for several months.
The only real difference is better animal welfare standards and no slaughtering at the market.

The one's in Europe don't sell bats or pangolins. Coronavirus could never have come from European markets. This is on the Chicom Exotic Meat Eaters, not on all meat eaters in general.

Bird flu doesn't come from bats or pangolin.
Nor does TB or smallpox.
They all come from western livestock.

Well since we are talking about Coronavirus, that's on China. Stop pretending the Chinese wet markets are just as bad, it's not even close to true. You're defending of the Chicoms is frankly despicable.

[Smitty-48]

My bitch dog, Shakima Greggs, she's a wild child, she causes all sort of trouble

Just like her namesake.

We call her Kima for short

She's the aggressive one

My oldest male dog, her older blood brother, is a complete mommas boy, gentle and sensitive

[Smitty-48]

My army girlfriend before I met Mrs Smitty, we had a violent relationship

I never did any violence to her, but she used to fly into rages and throw things at me

Pots, pans, whatever was to hand

It was more lust than love

I would just duck the flying objects and then go throw her over my shoulder to take her off to bed

Held her down, pulled her hair, made her say naughty things out loud until she came all over me

:flexes:

[StCapps]

My army girlfriend before I met Mrs Smitty, we had a violent relationship

I never did any violence to her, but she used to fly into rages and throw things at me

Pots, pans, whatever was to hand

It was more lust than love

I would just duck the flying objects and then go throw her over my shoulder to take her off to bed

Held her down, pulled her hair, made her say naughty things out loud until she came all over me

:flexes:

[heydaralon]

My bitch dog, Shakima Greggs, she's a wild child, she causes all sort of trouble

Just like her namesake.

We call her Kima for short

She's the aggressive one

My oldest male dog, her older blood brother, is a complete mommas boy, gentle and sensitive

Smitty, are you a Wire fan? It seems like Capps is the only other person on here that actually likes good tv. I didn't know you were into that whole b-more scene. I got my boss to watch the Wire. Now he is constantly quoting it to me.