SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

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Smitty-48 wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:13 am After awhile she completely flipped out

"STOP CALLING IT THE BUG!!!"

:lol:

I bet she thinks that she controls you but really you're gaslighting her with stories of the bug getting closer and building mosquito nets to help her visualise her fears.
The lengths some men will go to for extra sex is admirable.
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Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:47 am
Smitty-48 wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:13 am After awhile she completely flipped out

"STOP CALLING IT THE BUG!!!"

:lol:

I bet she thinks that she controls you but really you're gaslighting her with stories of the bug getting closer and building mosquito nets to help her visualise her fears.
The lengths some men will go to for extra sex is admirable.
I can get it any time I want it, as much as I want, but with the war, I'm just rocking a Chubb Dogg all the time

It's The Bug

A plausible lethal threat

An alien invader

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Clean sheets, hot showers, warm pussy
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At ease soldier, poke 'em if you got 'em.
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I have other tactics as well

Like she hates country music, with a passion, bluegrass most of all

So anytime I want my space here in the Space Pod

I just crank up the Redneck Music

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Like she's trying to hover right now, bringing the dogs in and out through my office, making a ruckus

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Can't get too ornery on a submarine tho,

so now that she went upstairs I'll make a peace offering and play something girly

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Loud punk works just as well, I once made an old hippy move his geodesic dome to the other side of a field with a bit of cranked up Sex Pistols.

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Then you pull at the heart strings a bit

Let the sexual tension build

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Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:14 pm Loud punk works just as well, I once made an old hippy move his geodesic dome to the other side of a field with a bit of cranked up Sex Pistols.

That's chick repellent

Punk don't make their panties wet

Know your audience

Mix in a sexually suggestive message, "fall to your knees and pray"

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