SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Cappsie doesn't surf even when there isn't a hysterical panic going on, I don't have to change a thing, Reclusive Nighthawk FTW. Don't worry, be happy.

The line seems to be pretty clearly over forty v under forty

It is the Boomer Flu

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Boomer Removers a coming, ya hear?

Well my buddy is 47 and he is not healthy, first he had serious car accident, then he went into rehab for booze

And he's a chain smoker like me

So now he finds out that not only I, but Mrs Smitty has also sealed herself off in the space pod

He worships Mrs Smitty, if she's doing it, then it's the right thing to do

So now he's running around in a tizzy getting stuff so he can make his moms house into a bunker

[StCapps]

The line seems to be pretty clearly over forty v under forty

It is the Boomer Flu

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Boomer Removers a coming, ya hear?

Well my buddy is 47 and he is not healthy, first he had serious car accident, then he went into rehab for booze

And he's a chain smoker like me

So now he finds out that not only I, but Mrs Smitty has also sealed herself off in the space pod

He worships Mrs Smitty, if she's doing it, then it's the right thing to do

So now he's running around in a tizzy getting stuff so he can make his moms house into a bunker

Fair enough. Those with bigger risk factors should take this far more seriously than those who don't, it only makes sense, especially when the fog of war is way too thick to see through at this point and more data is needed.

[Smitty-48]

The Boomer Removers a coming, ya hear?

Well my buddy is 47 and he is not healthy, first he had serious car accident, then he went into rehab for booze

And he's a chain smoker like me

So now he finds out that not only I, but Mrs Smitty has also sealed herself off in the space pod

He worships Mrs Smitty, if she's doing it, then it's the right thing to do

So now he's running around in a tizzy getting stuff so he can make his moms house into a bunker

Fair enough. Those with bigger risk factors should take this far more seriously than those who don't, it only makes sense.

He just phoned me back

"Wait, Smitty, do I need a gun for this ?"

You can't get one now, too late

"Are you saying I'm going to need a gun ?!"

Probably not

"Are you sure ?"

No

[StCapps]

Well my buddy is 47 and he is not healthy, first he had serious car accident, then he went into rehab for booze

And he's a chain smoker like me

So now he finds out that not only I, but Mrs Smitty has also sealed herself off in the space pod

He worships Mrs Smitty, if she's doing it, then it's the right thing to do

So now he's running around in a tizzy getting stuff so he can make his moms house into a bunker

Fair enough. Those with bigger risk factors should take this far more seriously than those who don't, it only makes sense.

He just phoned me back

"Wat, Smitty, do I need a gun for this ?"

You can't get one now, too late

"Are you saying I'm going to need a gun ?!"

Probably not

"Are your sure ?"

No

Maybe he should swing by Emmet's.

[Smitty-48]

Funnest War Evah

Embrace The Suck

[Smitty-48]

It's Spacemerica Fuck Yeah

I'm on the XV-11Bravo with Bounin' Betty

My yard and the woods beyond are my Holodeck

Space War 9000

[StCapps]

It's Spacemerica Fuck Yeah

I'm on the XV-11Bravo with Bounin' Betty

My yard and the woods beyond are my Holodeck

Space War 9000

Spacemerica makes a comeback, it's a lovely war.

[Smitty-48]

Spacemerica makes a comeback, it's a lovely war.

That's what my mother said

She didn't harsh my buzz

She was happy for me

I did the "Die, Boomers Reeeeeeeee!"

She laughed so hard she dropped the phone

Evil cackling

[StCapps]

Spacemerica makes a comeback, it's a lovely war.

That's what my mother said

She didn't harsh my buzz

She was happy for me

I did the "Die, Boomers Reeeeeeeee!"

She laughed so hard she dropped the phone

Evil cackling

Does your mom know about Spacemerica? If so she obviously cheers for the Russians.

[Smitty-48]

If so she obviously cheers for the Russians.

Oh, no, she's a communist, World Socialist Revolution. No More Countries. One World Government