SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

In terms of the economy for me, I don't have to pay attention anymore

I already made my bank

I don't have to be aggressive

I can just wait until its fully recovered then go for dividend paying equity

No need for me to try to catch a falling knife, and I don't short when we are war for all the marbles

[Smitty-48]

Copy that...

Blubbering is for panty waists.

She's only flipping out, because you wont take command

It's a war and you have been drafted

Once you TACAMO, it's blow job city

Can confirm. The missus has been very appreciative of my efforts to organize us into wartime footing.

Guys always wonder how a grizzled greybeard like me has such a young hot wife

She's not as young as they think, she just looks it when she's all dolled up

But they think that I am much richer than I am and she must be a trophy wife

But the trophy is not for my money, she makes big money herself

The prize is because I am Neo, she is Trinity, I would kill & die for her, no questions asked, and she knows it

If she has a "fault", it's vanity'

She's not a narcissist by any means, quite the opposite

But she is a princess, so she obsesses over her looks

She working out like a demon right now, her greatest fear is getting fat

Holding her down, pulling her hair, making her say naughty things, is how I show my appreciation for all her work

[C-Mag]

JT says, No MAGA ……………….. sends Canadian Med Supplies to the CCP.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/03/26/trud ... plies-low/

[Smitty-48]

JT says, No MAGA ……………….. sends Canadian Med Supplies to the CCP.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/03/26/trud ... plies-low/

JT's popularity with Mrs Smitty has plummeted

She has turned on him now

I made her vote for Doug Ford here in Ontario

I said I voted for JT federally, now you have to vote with me provincially

She did so, but kicking & screaming

Now JT is flailing, while Doug Ford is actually doing a good job in Ontario

She is all : WTF I love Doug Ford naow !

[SuburbanFarmer]

face masks are pouring out of farmhouses.

They are farming face masks?

Farms are dusty places. They buy masks even when there's no apocalypse.

Lol no, there’s a push for people to donate face masks to the medics. Double-layered cotton with elastic bands. Useful for regular medical care, and going to the store. Wartime containment measures.

I know at least half a dozen women cranking these things out by the pound. Good to see the homesteads pitching into the war effort eh wot.

[Hastur]

My son is 17. 18 this summer. His girlfriend has moved in with us for the time being. Her mother has just gone through chemo and is back home. Girlfriend doesn't want to be totally isolated and she doesn't want to expose her mother to infections so we have a third child for now.

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty was driving all over town looking for N95 masks

I didn't know what she was doing, she didn't tell me

She comes back all flustered cursing the panic buyers

I says what's the problem ?

There's no masks anywhere !

I said there's two of them in my rucksack in the storage room, there's surgical masks in my trauma aid kit

[Smitty-48]

So then she's all mask all the tine

because she didn't stock up on girly stuff and I don't do girly stuff

So she's in a rush before we go into the space pod to stock up on girly stuff

So I dressed her up to look bad ass while she did it

I said no reason to be shy about the mask, you just have to rock this shit like an Operator

So she had a whole outfit, post apocalyptic chic, look good feel good shoot good

So then she was happy, did a little fashion show for me

Future War

[DrYouth]

My son is 17. 18 this summer. His girlfriend has moved in with us for the time being. Her mother has just gone through chemo and is back home. Girlfriend doesn't want to be totally isolated and she doesn't want to expose her mother to infections so we have a third child for now.

This is what I'm talkin' about...
No way we are adopting our kids girlfriend...
They aren't that far along and I'm not going to rush this kid into something he's not ready for.

Let them suffer the agony of separation...
If they have the stuff they will make it...
If not... it wasn't going to make it anyways... first one's usually a heartbreak anyways, isn't it?

Into the breach...

And by the way... thanks for the tips on lovin'

The missus and I had all the fixin's when it came to making up.

Back in the saddle!

[Smitty-48]

And by the way... thanks for the tips on lovin'

The missus and I had all the fixin's when it came to making up.

Back in the saddle!

TACAMO !