SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

This is another reason we are locked down at DEFCON 1

We are defending the hospitals

It's not an infantry war, this is biological warfare, but we are all in for the war effort from here

Mrs Smitty is also working on the medical industry side, and they are going flat out

I'm just Force Protection in overwatch

[StCapps]

If it peaked like in Italy, I would just stay at the front, I wouldn't come home and risk giving it to Mrs Smitty

That's how you escape the house, just squat in the jungle with Charlie

That buys you a year's supply of blowjobs, at least.

[Smitty-48]

If it peaked like in Italy, I would just stay at the front, I wouldn't come home and risk giving it to Mrs Smitty

That's how you escape the house, just squat in the jungle with Charlie

That buys you a year's supply of blowjobs, at least.

Chicks dig it

[StCapps]

If it peaked like in Italy, I would just stay at the front, I wouldn't come home and risk giving it to Mrs Smitty

That's how you escape the house, just squat in the jungle with Charlie

That buys you a year's supply of blowjobs, at least.

Chicks dig it

[Smitty-48]

When I say chicks threw themselves at me, I'm not kidding

There are those chicks who just love a big strong man in uniform, it's like catnip

[Smitty-48]

That being said, in Petawawa, the opposite is tru

The classy chicks sneered at us, we were the Pongoes

But that's when I just rolled like the 6ix

My Toronto charms are what got me one of the hottest chicks in Pet

[DrYouth]

Not looking to score chicks at this point...

I have my lady.

But good to know.

Maybe the boy will be able to use it by association down the line...

But for now all hanky panky will be online... at least he's got that...

[Smitty-48]

Not looking to score chicks at this point...

I have my lady.

But good to know.

Maybe the boy will be able to use it by association down the line...

But for now all hanky panky will be online... at least he's got that...

She doesn't trust you to be the man, this is where you flip it up and be the man next level

Beat her at her own game, Smitty Magnum Higgins, fully operational for war, DEFCON 1

[DrYouth]

She doesn't trust you to be the man, this is where you flip it up and be the man next level

Beat her at her own game, Smitty Magnum Higgins, fully operational for war, DEFCON 1

Copy that...

Into the breach.

Teenagers along with me.

[Smitty-48]

It's like Mrs Smitty is a control freak. Corporate Boss Lady

So normally she insists on being in charge. She doesn't obey orders, she will dig her heels in

Right now tho?

She's tucked in behind me, no questions asked