Wuhan flu is actually very fake and gay

[Montegriffo]

Our next door neighbor is a doctor. Half a mile away but still next door.
Her kid is a medical technologist in Toronto right now. Farmer Paul has his own maple syrup importer.

[Smitty-48]

Our next door neighbor is a doctor. Half a mile away but still next door.
Her kid is a medical technologist in Toronto right now. Farmer Paul has his own maple syrup importer.

The Russians say there's not much they can do about the virus, they already gave me some Plaquenil for extremis

They are taking this very seriously, they are hunkered down for WWIII

[Montegriffo]

Our next door neighbor is a doctor. Half a mile away but still next door.
Her kid is a medical technologist in Toronto right now. Farmer Paul has his own maple syrup importer.

The Russians say there's not much they can do about the virus, they already gave me some Plaquenil for extremis

They are taking this very seriously, they are hunkered down for WWIII

The doctor's kid made some sort of electronic device for the visually impaired when he was about 20.
I think he's going to be the one responsible for the Borg eventually.

[Smitty-48]

Our next door neighbor is a doctor. Half a mile away but still next door.
Her kid is a medical technologist in Toronto right now. Farmer Paul has his own maple syrup importer.

The Russians say there's not much they can do about the virus, they already gave me some Plaquenil for extremis

They are taking this very seriously, they are hunkered down for WWIII

The doctor's kid made some sort of electronic device for the visually impaired when he was about 20.
I think he's going to be the one responsible for the Borg eventually.

Fucking Limeys

[Montegriffo]

What can I say? We inovate.

[Smitty-48]

What can I say? We inovate.

Just a bunch of tinkerers

[Montegriffo]

He made cider from the farm's apples when he was here
I caught him and farmer Paul trying to turn a washing machine into a giant food processor for smashing up the apples before they went in the cider press. Fucking death trap.
They managed to slow it down by swapping pulleys and belts but it was still doing about 100 rpm and lethal.

[Smitty-48]

He made cider from the farm's apples when he was here
I caught him and farmer Paul trying to turn a washing machine into a giant food processor for smashing up the apples before they went in the cider press. Fucking death trap.
They managed to slow it down by swapping pulleys and belts but it was still doing about 100 rpm and lethal.

I hate all that shit

I'm not handy, except if you want shit blown up

This is why I have to be wealthy

I prefer to just pay people to do shit for me while I sun myself smoking dope

[Montegriffo]

Pah, there's nothing like making your own.
I think I'm going to enjoy having a garden when I move to France.

[Smitty-48]

Pah, there's nothing like making your own.
I think I'm going to enjoy having a garden when I move to France.

I have a whole landscaped gardenplex which I attend to

Only because Mrs Smitty hates gardening with a passion and I don't have a gardener

I would have paid that little urchin to garden for me, but now that's out the window