Wuhan flu is actually very fake and gay

[Smitty-48]

If the flu is more lethal, then taking more precautions for it than with flu makes little sense.

Your constant chirruping about it makes no sense, you are outvoted by many orders of magnitude

I am mobilized for war by order of the Commander-in-Chief herself, nothing else matters

Whatever. The SIFCLFs outvoting me doesn't mean they ain't getting chirped for it, if they are butthurt about it, I don't give a shit. Hell if these Oxford folks are right, then I'm being a total SIFCLF.

God, Queen, Country, you've been outvoted

[StCapps]

Your constant chirruping about it makes no sense, you are outvoted by many orders of magnitude

I am mobilized for war by order of the Commander-in-Chief herself, nothing else matters

Whatever. The SIFCLFs outvoting me doesn't mean they ain't getting chirped for it, if they are butthurt about it, I don't give a shit. Hell if these Oxford folks are right, then I'm being a total SIFCLF.

God, Queen, Country, you've been outvoted

I don't care. That is besides the point anyway. You're just mad that I'm raining on your war parade, which if it caught on could cut into your sex life, poor baby.

[Smitty-48]

Whatever. The SIFCLFs outvoting me doesn't mean they ain't getting chirped for it, if they are butthurt about it, I don't give a shit. Hell if these Oxford folks are right, then I'm being a total SIFCLF.

God, Queen, Country, you've been outvoted

I don't care. That is besides the point anyway. You're just mad that I'm raining on your war parade, which if it caught on could cut into your sex life, poor baby.

HM Queen Elizabeth II : "All call signs, all call signs, shelter in place, now, now, now"

Me : "Solid copy, wilco, sheltered in place, out"

[StCapps]

God, Queen, Country, you've been outvoted

I don't care. That is besides the point anyway. You're just mad that I'm raining on your war parade, which if it caught on could cut into your sex life, poor baby.

HM Queen Elizabeth II : "All call signs, all call signs, shelter in place, now, now, now"

Me : "Solid copy, wilco, sheltered in place, out"

Would want to cut into your nookie, governments need to have their priorities straight, and that is numero uno.

SIFCLF's of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your economy!

#GetSmittyLaid

[Smitty-48]

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[StCapps]

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[Smitty-48]

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Oh indeed, it's a lovely fucking war, Bravo Six

If I die now, at least I died happy

Sgt. Barnes knows

[Montegriffo]

[StCapps]

Horoscope's accurate for first time ever.

[Smitty-48]

Another reason I was such a kick ass soldier

I'm a Gemini

Masters of Compartmentalization

The Duality of Smitty FTW