SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Montegriffo]

[Smitty-48]

[Smitty-48]

You know what it is ?

There's no hockey

Hockey is the poon killer

Poon goes up in summer and then slows down in hockey season

[Smitty-48]

There's a dazzlingly bright Venus in the western sky right now, if you got out and look towards twilight

[Montegriffo]

[Smitty-48]

During hockey season, there's only a narrow window for morning sex

At this time, there is no window required

no work, no hockey, no window, cleared for unrestricted climb

[Smitty-48]

Not that I don't use it all the time, but having your own Eyetalian espresso machine is another thing coming in handy right now

Costco espresso is the best, it's Starbucks rebranded as Kirkland at half the price

[Smitty-48]

Wellington County has its first case, a 66 year old man who recently returned from Atlanta

[Smitty-48]

There's a lot more cases down the road where Mrs Smitty works

Her work has gone completely to work from home, but early on they were still trying to get people to come in

I told Mrs Smitty to phone in sick

She said never mind, she just ignored them, stayed home and told the people she's in charge of to stay home too

[Smitty-48]

The crazy thing is, even while most of the economy is collapsing, medical tech is being mobilized

So Mrs Smitty actually has headhunters and people in the industry calling to offer her jobs

Her company now has actually been deemed an essential service, but they are still all working from home

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