considering suicide

[Montegriffo]

dukenog still best

In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.

[Hastur]

dukenog still best

In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.

Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.

[StCapps]

dukenog still best

In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.

I see what you did there, well played.

[Montegriffo]

dukenog still best

In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.

Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.

What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?

[StCapps]

In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.

Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.

What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?

Damn, you were so close Monte.

[Montegriffo]

Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.

What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?

Damn, you were so close Monte.

“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.

[StCapps]

What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?

Damn, you were so close Monte.

“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.

Nukraine Dog is better too.

[Montegriffo]

Damn, you were so close Monte.

“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.

Nukraine Dog is better too.

I just hope Nuke appreciates all the hard work we're doing in order to get him a nice blonde with cute feet.
This sort of valuable research is gold.

[StCapps]

“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.

Nukraine Dog is better too.

I just hope Nuke appreciates all the hard work we're doing in order to get him a nice blonde with cute feet.
This sort of valuable research is gold.

He said white girl with cute feet, not sure he specified hair color.

[BjornP]

Average wage in Norway $85,000 per annum v Ukraine $3,600.

That's over 10,000 bottles of beer in Norway or 1,200 - 1,800 in Ukraine.

The work-beer index is much higher in Norway plus there are no leaky nuclear power stations.

That means that his dollars go a lot farther in Ukraine than they do in Norway.

Gotta love that exchange rate.

Yeah, but if he settled in, and worked in Ukraine, he'd also be getting a Ukrainian wage.

If he wants to emigrate, he should emigrate to Poland, instead. The coronavirus will punish it same as everyone else, but up until then, it was booming:

https://www.euronews.com/2019/06/25/how ... orted-view

Poland's got its fair share of blondes, not as many as Finland and central Sweden, perhaps, but still decent if he's going for full-on blonde and blue-eyed. They're generally anti-immigration, but if you're willing to adapt and learn the language, that usually wins people over. And they're the most religiously traditional of the European countries to my knowledge, and fits in with nuke's Catholicism.

NukePole ftw.