SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Montegriffo]

Everything under the sun has cancelled Nurmagomedov-Ferguson, yet the Coronavirus hasn't done it yet? Coronavirus ain't shit, injuries, black wires and weight cutting though, that you gotta watch out for.

Yet.
Homo-erotic grappling is not an essential industry.

[BjornP]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... virus.html

A typical Daily Mail Headline reads:

Scientists in Iceland claim they have found FORTY mutations of the coronavirus – and admit seven cases can be traced back to 'a football match in England'

To those who think viruses mutating must be all bad, that's surely panic-inducing news as DM knows, and yet further down in the article doctors are pointing out that:

However, both Dr Gatherer and Professor Thomsen expect the virus to develop to become more contagious but less pathogenic in the future.

Similar to the flu, COVID-19 may be more able to spread and infect more people as it becomes well adapted.

However, the variants that cause people to get really sick may die out.

Dr Gatherer said this process 'may take a couple of years'.

[StCapps]

Everything under the sun has cancelled Nurmagomedov-Ferguson, yet the Coronavirus hasn't done it yet? Coronavirus ain't shit, injuries, black wires and weight cutting though, that you gotta watch out for.

Yet.
Homo-erotic grappling is not an essential industry.

That's where you are wrong, Nurmagomedov-Ferguson is as essential as it gets. Anyone who thinks their panic supersedes it in importance deserves to be uppercutted off a precipice into a spike filled pit below.

[Montegriffo]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... virus.html

A typical Daily Mail Headline reads:

Scientists in Iceland claim they have found FORTY mutations of the coronavirus – and admit seven cases can be traced back to 'a football match in England'

To those who think viruses mutating must be all bad, that's surely panic-inducing news as DM knows, and yet further down in the article doctors are pointing out that:

However, both Dr Gatherer and Professor Thomsen expect the virus to develop to become more contagious but less pathogenic in the future.

Similar to the flu, COVID-19 may be more able to spread and infect more people as it becomes well adapted.

However, the variants that cause people to get really sick may die out.

Dr Gatherer said this process 'may take a couple of years'.

No one who reads the Daily Mail is capable of reading past the headline and first paragraph before their inflated sense of outrage takes over and they have to call a radio phone-in show to angrily vent their spleen.
Luckily we have Guardian readers who will read every last word to assuage their environmental guilt for buying a newspaper who phone in with the full story.
Both products are only really useful as a toilet roll replacement.

[Hastur]

India is ordering a three week curfew for 1.3 billion people.

[BjornP]

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-n ... s-n1167166

An Arizona man has died after ingesting chloroquine phosphate — believing it would protect him from becoming infected with the coronavirus. The man's wife also ingested the substance and is under critical care.

The toxic ingredient they consumed was not the medication form of chloroquine, used to treat malaria in humans. Instead, it was an ingredient listed on a parasite treatment for fish.

Stupid tragedy.

[Smitty-48]

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-n ... s-n1167166

An Arizona man has died after ingesting chloroquine phosphate — believing it would protect him from becoming infected with the coronavirus. The man's wife also ingested the substance and is under critical care.

The toxic ingredient they consumed was not the medication form of chloroquine, used to treat malaria in humans. Instead, it was an ingredient listed on a parasite treatment for fish.

Stupid tragedy.

Indeed, the FDA brand name for the malaria drug is Plaquenil, just fyi

It can have dangerous side effects, like cardio-arrhythmia, so don't start taking it unless you actually have Covfefe

Then follow the instructions to the letter

If you're not confident in battlefield medicine, best to ask for help from someone who is

The Plaquenil is not a cure, it's simply an anti pneumonia agent, if you don't have pneumonia, don't take it

[BjornP]

Yup. Those people should have asked their local version of clubby before eating pet medicine:

[Smitty-48]

Yup. Those people should have asked their local version of clubby before eating pet medicine:

Collateral damage, c'est le guerre, steel your hearts for war

[StCapps]

Part of me is sad they are so stupid, and part me thinks it's hilarious they are that stupid. Sadly hilarious rubes for the fail.