considering suicide

[Montegriffo]

Average wage in Norway $85,000 per annum v Ukraine $3,600.

That's over 10,000 bottles of beer in Norway or 1,200 - 1,800 in Ukraine.

The work-beer index is much higher in Norway plus there are no leaky nuclear power stations.

Are you implying NukeDog could get a job in Norway?

He's an experienced oil worker. If he can pass visa requirements he'll have a chance at getting a well paid job.

Mind you, even lefties like Otern are anti-immigration in Norway.
Nuke's own political philosophy would be working against him.

[Hastur]

Average wage in Norway $85,000 per annum v Ukraine $3,600.

That's over 10,000 bottles of beer in Norway or 1,200 - 1,800 in Ukraine.

The work-beer index is much higher in Norway plus there are no leaky nuclear power stations.

Are you implying NukeDog could get a job in Norway?

He's an experienced oil worker. If he can pass visa requirements he'll have a chance at getting a well paid job.

Mind you, even lefties like Otern are anti-immigration in Norway.
Nuke's own political philosophy would be working against him.

You also forgot about Norwegian taxes and extremely high cost of living. You don't survive in a van in the Norwegian winter and if you can't afford a home in Texas you sure as hell won't afford one in Norway.

[StCapps]

Nukraine Dog it is.

[Montegriffo]

Are you implying NukeDog could get a job in Norway?

He's an experienced oil worker. If he can pass visa requirements he'll have a chance at getting a well paid job.

Mind you, even lefties like Otern are anti-immigration in Norway.
Nuke's own political philosophy would be working against him.

You also forgot about Norwegian taxes and extremely high cost of living. You don't survive in a van in the Norwegian winter and if you can't afford a home in Texas you sure as hell won't afford one in Norway.

Yes, but he'll be spending every other fortnight on an oil rig in the North Sea and his two weeks off in four banging his blond girlfriend in front of a roaring fire at her family farmstead.

[Montegriffo]

Once he gets established I might ask him to recommend me for a job in the oil rig's galley cooking whale meat for the roughnecks and get him to introduce me to his girlfriend's older sister.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Oslohund.

:mic drop:

[Hastur]

Nukraine Dog it is.

Belarus ftw

[Smitty-48]

Nukraine Dog it is.

Belarus ftw

Wrong side of the Iron Curtain.

Unless you want to flip to Mr Ivan that is.

[StCapps]

Nukraine Dog it is.

Belarus ftw

Nukraine Dog is the better nickname, that's the top priority.

[pineapplemike]

dukenog still best